The Cook Shack--Gab & Grub: "How high's the Bullshit mama ? It's 6 feet one and risin..", and some good Irish stuff...

...OK... Now that I've got the men-folks attention....here be t'days post...

Sooo...I guess we're all sposed t'believe that after knowin his "Pastor" and his friend fer over 20 years that he didn't know what the "Pastor's" views were regardin America....uh huh...and I got a great bridge fer sale as well....

Hmmmm... Now THIS here be mighty interestin...

Ah...probably just a coincidence...right?

"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it." -- Barack Obama

"Life's tough...it's even tougher if you're stupid." ~ John Wayne ~
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Now Sir...speakin of lotsa Blarney...Ya didn't think I'd be fergettin bout the Irish now didja...???

Me good Cat Shamus would like to wish ya.....

A Happy St. Paddy's Day...

Now Sir...If'n Shamus looks kinda pissed off its because his kilt is too tight, he's got a wee bit of a hangover... and we ran out of "Tullamore Dew"....

...and of course, we just have t'have a good Irish joke fer the day....

Patrick & Sean had been out drinkin fer the night, celerbratin the good St. Paddy's Day. After the pub closed they were on their way home and stopped in a local cemetary to rest a spell.

While sittin there fer a few moments, Sean got to thinkin about his mortality and said to Patrick..
"Ah Patrick me ladd, when I die, would ya mind pourin a bottle of Ireland's finest whiskey over me grave?"

Patrick thought about this request fer a moment and answered...

"Sure'n I'd be most happy to Sean me good friend....BUT...would ya be mindin if'n I passed it through me kidneys first?"
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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car."
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...and I'll be endin with me good Irish lass of a wife's favorite rendition of "Danny Boy" by "The Celtic Women"....