Thinkin of takin a break fer a spell....

Well Sir...CSSSCC from Tampa sent me this here little ditty that I thought I would share with y'all.....


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....and Patrick wants to share this here message with everyone.....

Important message about getting old !!


Shit!


Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya.
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The "Quote of the Week" comes to us from Susan Gertson.....

Leave it to "Sir" Charles ..

Quote of the week from our esteemed friend Sir Charles Barkley:

"Poor People have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years, .............and they are still poor."

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These people were always finding water all over their pool deck and furniture, every time they came home, after being away for a few hours. They thought the neighborhood kids were waiting for them to leave, and using the pool. However, they could never catch them doing it so they set up their video cam and left. This is what they found out...............



Thanks Missy Sue.....
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...and yet anuther sign from the infamous "Casa D'Ice".....


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Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore---under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.

When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible.

Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly---wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."
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Hey Amigo's & Amiga's, I got some uncomfortable and disconcerting things goin on in my personal life right now, so, aside from a post I'll be puttin up on/about Memorial Day....I'm gonna take a short break from bloggin fer awhile.....

Y'all stay good now ya hear.....


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