Friday Follie's....
Well Sir...my good amiga, Susan Gertson frum down Texas way just had t'bust the Cookie's balls with this one.....
"...Ahh...ya got any coffee in there also?"
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WARNIN....SOME PARTIAL NUDITY AHEAD!
Yupper...I remember the good ol days, at least part of em.... Sure did have some fun drinkin didn't we?
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WOW! 10,000 folks died in Kansas this week....I Didn't Know THAT! I'd better call John & Buster right away....
It was 12 you freakin idiot!
...and here's anuther thing I didn't know...57 States. Guess that's why I failed geography.....
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....and here be the Top 10 reasons men have automobile accidents.....
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Saw this over at Nicki's Place and since I so dearly love and respect the MSM...I just had t'have it....
New York Times Reporting
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.”
“Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
“Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?”
“A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican.”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
‘REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!’
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...and finally, my good buddy "CD" from over at "Liberalstein", posted this here old C/W video fer me as he knew I was kinda sick the past couple of weeks or so. I'd never heard it afore, but I sure could relate to it......Thanks Again Mate...its truly appreciated.....
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"...Ahh...ya got any coffee in there also?"
________________________________
WARNIN....SOME PARTIAL NUDITY AHEAD!
Yupper...I remember the good ol days, at least part of em.... Sure did have some fun drinkin didn't we?
____________________________________
WOW! 10,000 folks died in Kansas this week....I Didn't Know THAT! I'd better call John & Buster right away....
It was 12 you freakin idiot!
...and here's anuther thing I didn't know...57 States. Guess that's why I failed geography.....
______________________________
....and here be the Top 10 reasons men have automobile accidents.....
_________________________________
Saw this over at Nicki's Place and since I so dearly love and respect the MSM...I just had t'have it....
New York Times Reporting
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.”
“Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
“Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?”
“A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican.”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
‘REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!’
_______________________________
...and finally, my good buddy "CD" from over at "Liberalstein", posted this here old C/W video fer me as he knew I was kinda sick the past couple of weeks or so. I'd never heard it afore, but I sure could relate to it......Thanks Again Mate...its truly appreciated.....
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posted by Cookie..... @ 10:42 AM
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