Thursday, June 26, 2008

Friday follies.....

Well Sir...Got two grandkids graduatin High School this here weekend...soooo...y'all probably won't see another post till Monday....Sorry....

The Farmers 3 Daughters.....

HAT TIP: "Fish" frum Kentucky. Thanks mate....

Bubba's 21st Birthday

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It
seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day,
they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their
first legal drink.

So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Jim Bob took a
boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat ...
and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he
asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like
my pappy, his father, and his father before him?'

Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your
father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in
January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July , you
frickin' idiot.'

Gotta thank...who else, "Charlie the Cop" frum Chi-Town.....

....and Patrick sends us this little story bout Sex after Death....

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word,
he made the first contact, Elizabeth ...':

Is that you, Steve?'

'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

'That's wonderful! What's it like?'

'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off
to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a
couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens)
another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it
starts all over again.'

'Oh, Steve you surely must be in heaven!'

'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Georgia.'

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband
had developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was
such a good idea.

'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.

' Well actually, yes, I do.', she exclaimed..

'Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No. I rather like it.'

'W ell, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't
practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to
get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified....'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?''

'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians come from'?

Thanks Charlie....

...and finally...Watch the Sign Language Lady. Pay no attention to the man'll get the idea.....

HAT-TIP: Patrick....