Monday, June 02, 2008

Tuesday Tidbits.....

In the "A photygraff is worth a Thousand Wurds" department, and the "sometimes, the names of products from other nations means something completely differant than what we might think here in the good old US of A department".....We have....


Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.'

The woman did as she was told.

'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'

Again the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.'

So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'

Worried the woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God Dr.Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'


HAT-TIP: "Charlie the Cop"

...and fer that old Jarhead, "The Chief", who really enjoys just about anything that has to do with trains, and who recently bested me in a comment, ball-busting and pissing contest over at his place, I offer these two great shots of the Santa Fe Steam Locomotive that were taken by my good buddy Clint Griffin of San Diego(also an old Jarhead).....


Well Sir...fer all you feller fishermen out there, "Chicago Charlie" sent these photygraffs that will simply blow yur mind as it did mine. Wait till y'all see the size of the Great Northern Pike this lucky angler caught up in Canada...and's NOT a Musky (ya can tell by the markings)...It's a Great Northern....


This bad boy was caught on Rainy lake!!
This is the new record in Canada.

The last picture is unbelievable!

This guy (in the photos below), was fishing and caught a 36"
Pike - as he was reeling it in, a 56" Pike @ 55 lbs tried to eat it!!!!!

He brought them both in on the same net

BTW...fer "Buster" frum Chanute KS., if'n yur out there readin this, we obviously don't have sharks in Oneida Lake...but we do have these beauties...and they bite (real nasty teeth). So...when y'all come frum Kansas and visit my better half and myself, feel free t'go swimmin in the lake....