Friday, September 26, 2008

Saturday Sundries....

The best place to keep yur change purse.....

Photobucket...PARTIAL NUDITY!



A Major Ooooops......

A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the heck, give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman says..... Wow , she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is s*ex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want!

Now, how does that sound?'

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."


Woulda loved to have seen the expressions on their faces....


While perusing some of my old photygraff's, I just happened to run across this here pikchure of "The Mohawk Chieftan" shovelin his walkway last winter....


All time best Quote

General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America .

"I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is to arrange the meeting."

Norman Schwartzkopf

Hmmmm...too bad he ain't runnin fer President....

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If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton," do not open it. It might contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton.

"Eat yur hearts out boys...."

...."honest was like this when I got here!"

"Man...they really feed me good around this place. Third meal they've given me so far t'day. Wunder why they're bein so good t'me?" (HINT: Look at the newspaper)