Short Post....but funny....

Well Sir....I can relate to this, especially today, in fact, I'll bet a lot of Y'all out there can relate as well. Now Sir...I ain't sure, but it might just be that all that booze and "wacky-tobaccy" in my younger days just mighta had something to do with this...but...ah... where was I again...oh ya, lookin fer my wallet and keys...



H/T: "Chicago Charlie"...
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A couple was touring the capitol in Washington, DC,
and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman
as the congressional chaplain.



The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate or House?"

The guide answered, "No, he gets up, looks at both houses of Congress,
then prays for the country!"

Yupper..."fish" frum Kentucky got that one right!
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....and Susan Gertson shares this breaking news with us....

Whoa! ....Bill Clinton re-registers as a Republican!!!


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....some Upstate, New York witticisms....

"It's hotter today than, two gerbils humping in a wool sock!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
"That boy is dumber than a box of hair."
"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

"Cute as a sack full of puppies."
"Gooder than grits."
"If something is really thin, it's "fine as frog's hair."
"Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."

Wintery roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."
Someone who is bothersome is "like a booger you can't thump off."
"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."

"She's uglier than homemade soap."
"Uglier than a bucket of armpits."
"The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead"
"I'm just about as welcome at my inlaws, as a hair in a biscuit."

"That boy's oak tree is short a few acorns."
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So....when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...

P...
E...
N...
I...
S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED - NOT LONG ENOUGH**
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Gotta go now...Party Time...been around this here world fer 64 years as of t'day....

and I just cain't help but wonder....."Whatever happened to Randolf Scott?"


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