An ALL humor ADULTS ONLY POST. (Got some real good ones in this post)

FULL FRONTAL NUDITY AHEAD!!


Now Sir, fer all you hunters who didn't get yur Whitetail this here past Deer Season, it might be cause you really didn't know, or fergot, what a Whitetail looked like, so here be a reminder of just what a Whitetail looks like.
























The history of of mankind summed up in one photygraff.


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WHOA! Now this is my kinda female reporter impersonating a "Gobbler".!!


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...and now, "for the rest of the story",

Subject: No Nativity Scene in Washington

There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol. A search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

And that's the way it is....
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This guy is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto:



He was married to --- this woman.





Her name is Cibele Dorsa.

She is a Brazilian swimsuit, Victoria 's Secret, and Playboy model.

He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman:






















Those two are very happily married right now.



Some people argue that love is blind.

This story clearly proves it...

It proves that men are capable of real love;
truly seeing a person's inner beauty,
not basing their decisions solely on looks.

Oh, by the way...The new girl is Athena Onassis. She's worth 12 billion dollars.

Kinda brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
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HOW ABOUT MY DOG???????

GENERAL PUBLIC NOTICE:

Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled

3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall,

6 illegal's wearing Obama t-shirts,

4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts,

2 rappers,

5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English,

9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks,

8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English,

10 flag burners, and

a Pakistani taxi driver.

FOR THE LAST TIME.......

THE DAMN DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!"



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I don't wanna say it was pretty damned cold this morn'n but.....


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I personally find the HUGE endowments featured this next video gross and disgusting (seriously) but definately good fer a few laughs.