"If we had an Italian President"
HOW TO STOP THE CHURCH GOSSIP
Dorothy, the church gossip,
and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business..
Several members did not approve of her
extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Harold, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one after noon.
She emphatically told Harold (and several others) that
every one seeing it there
WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING !
Harold, a man of few words,
stared at her for a moment. He just turned
and walked away.
He didn't explain, defend or deny.
He said nothing.
Later that evening, Harold quietly parked his pickup
in front of Dorothy's house .... walked home . . .
and left it there all night.
(You gotta love Harold!)
"Nobody can make this stuff up!"