SHIT! My 15 minutes a Fame ...just my luck...

Well Sir...ya might just know it. They says (and I think it was Andy Warhol said it first) that everyone gets 15 minutes a fame at least once in his life...and last night I got mine...DAMN IT!

...least ways...ya cain't really see my face to clear....

Now Sir...movin on past this highly embarrassin moment...as most a y'all know...I'm a member of the infamous Pirate Armada, feared by Libs and Moonbats from coast to coast...so whenever I hears a good Pirate joke...I just gotta be passin it along......

YO HO HO !

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey mate, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What d' you mean?" said the pirate, "I be feelin fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"Well, OK... but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook....I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh... one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in me eye."

"You're kiddin," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."

"It was me first day with the hook."