Sunday, January 20, 2008

Hark... Could that be "The Chief" in the first photygraff....?

Well Sir....rumor has it that the Chief's favorite football team, the Green Bay Packers lost the play-off game yesterday and sadly (sniff sniff)...won't be going to the Super Bowl.... HOWEVER...The New York Giants WILL BE GOING!!!!

I just hope they don't wind up like the infamous BUFFALO BILL' know the B.I.L.L.'S. (Boy I Love Losing SuperBowls)....... if memory serves me...the BILL's lost either 3 or 4 back to back that "Pride goeth before a Fall"...I'll just be like the good Chief and be as humble as possible and give my condolences to the good Chief....

BTW...the way I see it...if the Giants had wouldn't have been because the Pack was would have been because The Giants made some BIG mistakes and should have lost the game...but in the end...The Pack made one more mistake than the Giants...they were both exceptional teams and that game will probably be better played, and more exciting than the Super-Bowl itself.....

...and this is the new mouse fer women-folk.....

....Man....ain't Patriotism great.....


...and...of course I can hardly let a day go by that I don't get my shot in at Hillary & B.J.Billy....

Subject: The Riddle

On a trip to Great Britain while he was
President of the United States , Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen
Elizabeth. During that meeting he asked her, "How does one manage to
run a country so smoothly?"

"That's easy," the Queen replied, "You
surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors."

"But how can I tell whether they are
intelligent or not?", asked Bill.

You ask them a riddle," she replied, and
with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony
Blair in." When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you
to answer for me.

Your parents had a child and it was not
your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"

Blair replied, "That's easy. The child
was me."

"Very good," said the Queen. "You may
go now."

Sizing up his wife's chances in her
presidential bid, and thinking back on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke
to Hillary. He said to her, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is
very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and
it was not your brother. Who was that child ?"
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Hillary replied, "Yes, it is clearly
very important that we determine the answer. Can I deliberate on this
for awhile?"

"Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four
hours to come up with the answer."

So Hillary called a meeting of her
campaign team, from top to bottom, and asked them the riddle. But after
much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory
answer. She was quite upset, not knowing what she would tell her
husband, the former President. As Hillary was leaving her meeting she
ran into her most formidable challenger to her presidential nomination,
Barack Obama.

So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer
this riddle for me? Your parents had a child and it was not your sister
and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"

"That's seems pretty easy," said Obama,
"I think the child would be me."

"Oh thank you," said Hillary. "You may
just have ensured my nomination for the democratic candidate for the
Presidency of the United States !" So Hillary went back to Bill an d
said, "I think I know the answer to your riddle.

The child was Barack Obama.!"

"No, you Dumb Ass !" shouted Bill. "The
child was Tony Blair"

.... guess where we're
headed with the two of them again running the Country!

...Hey...I think I used to wurk fer this ch'ere Company....

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