Thursday, January 17, 2008

My Naybor Red's new power winders.. some Jokes, and great Boogie Woogie...

Well Sir...this here video was sent to me by anuther naybor, "Bubba" Brown...and I didn't have to "Snope" this one like all the others he sends me...Thanks Bubba...


Bill & Hillary's New House Plan....** Click to Enlarge** (its worth it)

The Jayne Carroll Show is a political talk radio program that airs daily in the Portland, Oregon, metropolitan area...

Carroll asked her audience to come up with an official name for the Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York.

Carroll's call-in contest required the names to be in relative good taste, to be original, and to capture the essence of one or both of the Clintons. The response was overwhelming! Some names nominated for the Clintons' New York house included:

Perjurers' Palace
HillBilly Villa
The House of Bill's Repute
Drawers Downs
Cheatem Estates
Sin Simeon
The Knee Pad
The White Trash House
The Blight House
The Panderosa Liars' Lair
Bill & Hill's Bribe & Breakfast
The Clinton Compost
Dogpatch on the Hudson
The Hen House
The Out House
The Love Shack
The House of Seven Felonies
Motel Sex

But the clear, hands-down winner was -

It does have a certain fitting ring to it, don't you think..

A Blonde's Year in Review

*January *- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

*February** *- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

*March* - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
said '2-4 years!'

*April** *- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

*May* - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

*June** *- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

*July* - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

*August** *- Got locked out of my car in rain swamped because
soft-top was open.

*September *- The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

*October* - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

*November* - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound
and I weigh 108!!!

*December* - Couldn't call 911.....'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on
the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

...And NOW....My old friend Cathy frum High School sent me a link to a site I already had somewhere on my puter, so when it reminded me...I decided to post a couple things I've posted afore...BUT...yur gonna enjoy the music....The Boogie yur sound up, smoke em if ya got em....and enjoy.

...AND...Y'all can't have great Boogie Woogie with out that good old boy frum Tennessee... Jerry Lee.....

...and now's sumthin fer our Greatest Generation...Thank You for your service and sacrifice for our Great Nation....

The Andrews Sisters..."The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy from Company C"...

...and speakin of 40's music & Pin-Ups...get on over to Gina Elise's site...Pin-Ups for Vets and say hello and help some disabled vets while yur at it....

...AND..try this site.. Boogie Woogie....