Fractured Friday Funnies...

Well Maam....Y'all just gonna love this one...unless ya love Obama.....

The Obama Man Can.... Funny....



A Big Old Cookshack HAT TIP to Myron frum Myron's Random Thoughts fer that great video...
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Well Sir...lets continue with some funnies that MightyMom sent over frum My Wonderful Life....

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Subject: You might be a Taliban if....

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5 . You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look big?"

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. A common compliment is, "I love what you've done with your cave."

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:

1. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
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Now Sir...here be what happens when a Redneck wins the lottery and builds himself a mansion with an outdoor hot tub......




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Sometimes...Camera placement really tells the truth....


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Subject: Guts vs Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below..

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: 'OK...You're next.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in that the prognosis of both
actions will ultimately result in death.
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Well Sir...next...we got a shameful photygraff of a little "Muslim Pussy", followed by Roger Clemens dog....










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...and finally....here be a real great Screen Cleaner fer y'all.....

https://emp.ucsd.edu/swf/screenclean.swf
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...and some more HAT TIPs to: "Charlie the Chi-Town Cop", Clint Griffin frum out San Diego way, and "Fish" frum down home Kentucky....
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