Friday frivolities....
The future of Airline travel....
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Well Sir....we'll continue with "The Rest of the Story....Dorothy, after the Wizard of Oz."" ..
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"Charlie the Cop" sent me this here photygraff of his new light switch cover....
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...and anuther great jewel sent to us by "Charlie the Cop"....
A Cajun walks into a bar with A pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the gator will close his Mouth for one minute.
"Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this Spectacle, Each one of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, Dropped his trousers, And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth As the crowd gasped. (** Cookies note: I can just hear all the gasps from all the men-folks out there as they instinctively grab their...units"**)
After a minute, The man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered, And the first of his free Drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde woman timidly Spoke up..........
"I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
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This is the BEST (and funniest) "Work Safety" video I've ever seen. It was sent to me by my good buddy, John Yowan frum out Chanute, Kans-ass way. It's a litle slow in the beginning but gets better, MUCH better....
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...ADULT CONTENT
THIS ONE SHOULD STAY IN LAS VEGAS !!!!!
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker
catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
hooker, "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars? For a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see
the Denny's about a block further down? ""Yes." "And beyond that, do you
see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling
invitingly, "I own those. And I own them because I give a hand-job that's
worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on
the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth
every bit of $500.
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is
$1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put
off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can
scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides
to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable
experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
Hat Tip to "Charlie the Cop" frum out in Chicago.....
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...and anuther great jewel sent to us by "Charlie the Cop"....
A Cajun walks into a bar with A pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the gator will close his Mouth for one minute.
"Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this Spectacle, Each one of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, Dropped his trousers, And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth As the crowd gasped. (** Cookies note: I can just hear all the gasps from all the men-folks out there as they instinctively grab their...units"**)
After a minute, The man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator hard on the top of its head.
The gator opened his mouth And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered, And the first of his free Drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde woman timidly Spoke up..........
"I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
_______________________________
This is the BEST (and funniest) "Work Safety" video I've ever seen. It was sent to me by my good buddy, John Yowan frum out Chanute, Kans-ass way. It's a litle slow in the beginning but gets better, MUCH better....
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...ADULT CONTENTTHIS ONE SHOULD STAY IN LAS VEGAS !!!!!
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker
catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
hooker, "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars? For a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see
the Denny's about a block further down? ""Yes." "And beyond that, do you
see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling
invitingly, "I own those. And I own them because I give a hand-job that's
worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on
the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth
every bit of $500.
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is
$1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put
off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can
scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides
to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable
experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
Hat Tip to "Charlie the Cop" frum out in Chicago.....
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posted by Cookie..... @ 9:46 AM
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