Tuesday Tid-Bits....

Well Sir...it seems that the American Association of Commercial Airlines Pilots have requested that a few changes be made in the cockpits of all commercial airlines planes, and if'n they don't get the below changes post-haste, they'll go on strike....

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....and here be what happened just before the intense PAIN starts....











**Please take note that the second to last photygraff is prophetic of what will happen in the last picture...**
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Ah Yes...the joys of being a Border Patrol Officer...


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Go ahead...have somemore t'drink....




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Ohh...yur gonna get "Change" alright, right after the Obamaman begins giving all yur hard earned Tax money to his planned "Entitlement" programs fer less fortunate folks, many of whom are just too lazy to work, and aliens (illegal or not)....

Like they say, take the bird-feeder down and the birds will stop comin fer their free meal....


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Well Sir..."Cocoa frum out Chi-Town way sends us this story that fer some reason, I find very EASY to believe.....

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?'

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond h er ability to pay?'

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, 'Uh... no, I didn't know that.'

'Secondly,' says the lawyer, ' did it show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

'Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?'

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry, I had no idea.'

And the lawyer says, 'So... if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?

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Sexual IQ Test for Mid-West Democrats who live near Chicago.....

TAKE YOUR TIME IT IS NOT MULTIPLE QUESS

Circle T for true and F for false.

1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. T or F

2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. T or F

3. A G string is part of a fiddle. T or F

4. Semen is a term for sailors. T or F

5. Testicles are found on an octopus. T or F

6. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. T or F

7. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. T or F

8. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. T or F

9. An umbilical cord is a part of a parachute. T or F

10. A condom is a large apartment complex. T or F

11. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a choir. T or F

12. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. T or F

13. An erection is when Japanese people vote. T or F

How'd ya do Chief???
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Lets face it...this would definately have y'all scratchin yur head. Great Practical Joke!


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