Saturday, June 28, 2008

Weekend "this & that"....

Well Men....with Summer now here..."Charlie The Cop" reminds us to watch just how t' properly wear yur thong this summer, I know I will!!!!

Pay attention guys !!!

The Right Way To Wear A Thong.....


....and the WRONG WAY!!



Well Sir...Chicago Charlie also sends this informative photygraff explainin the Six big reasons as to why some men prefer drinkin in Bars...



Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘post turtle’.” Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was. The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.”

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he don’t belong up there, he don’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a person put him up there.”

Courtesy of Nicki....

"Quick...make a noise Grandpa"....

A six-year old went to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa.

When they got to the hospital, he ran ahead of his grandma and
burst into his grandpa's room.

"Grandpa, Grandpa," he said excitedly, "as soon as
Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said his grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as the old toad croaks, we're going to Disneyland !"

Thanks Charlie....

...and anuther one frum "Charlie the Cop"....

I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word 'service'.

Internal Revenue 'Service'

U.S. Postal 'Service'

Telephone 'Service'

Cable T.V. 'Service'

Civil 'Service'

City & County Public 'Service'

Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what all those
'service' agencies are doing to us.

I hope you are as enlightened as I am.

Now Sir...Sandy frum down Tampa way sends us this little quiz....


Pantyhose quiz

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it... Ready?


10 little piggies,

2 calves,

1 ass,

an unknown number of hares,

And of course one . . .


Hmmmm....Who ever said that women-folk cain't park.....

Gotta Thank Susan Gertson fer showin us all how she parks her car .....


Well Folks...with the world situation bein what it is with Israel a gettin ready to protect itself frum a nukular (George Bush spellin) holocaust by attackin Iran, the unbelievable cost of energy products, our many and varied domestic problems at home, do you really want a person who has not introduced even one bill or piece of legislation, or for that matter, done ANYTHING at all in his political career except get a few million fer his wifes hospital, in the White House? Think about this fer a short spell.....