Wednesday....

Ahhh....maybe somebody should proof read the headlines first....







HAT TIP: "Nikki" from upstate NY....
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BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house
on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergenc y?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and
cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite
out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband !

And the winner is...........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

HAT TIP: John Keating from the midwest....
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I'm gonna repost this from the other day....that's how damn strongly I feel about all this political bickering while nuthin gets done.....

STOP!

To ALL politicians....STOP the God damned finger pointing!

"Fix the problems...NOT the blame"

Both parties are doing nothing but pointing fingers and blaming each other for all the fucking problems we are now experiencing and the truth is...BOTH parties are to blame...starting many years back. You do nothing but waste time, and taxpayer money by all this blaming.

Watching all the news today following the failure of the House to pass the "bailout" bill was like watching little immature little children pointing fingers at each other saying "He did it" and "He started it." It literally made me sick!

ENOUGH!
I don't know how the rest of Y'all feel but I am so sick of all this "blame game" shit that my attitude is now very simple. If you're an incumbent...

I'M VOTING YOU OUT!

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