PotPourri

"Chicago Charlie" tells us about how eatin Yellow Snow is good...


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Always liked this one.....

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says,

"Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
bars. Just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

The reporter says,

"Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have? "

The biker replies, "I'm a U. S. Marine and a Republican."

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:

"U. S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS
LUNCH"
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Now Sir....with Halloween just around the corner, "Charlie the Cop" sends us a photygraff of one of the best costumes around...."Hooters Girl-Retired"



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....and Missy Vicki from out in Chanute Kansas shares with us some of the times when it's perfectly acceptable to say "OH SHIT!"











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Tinkle

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mot her told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears.

"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
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Hmmm....interesting.....


What do the top ten cities with the highest poverty rate all
have in common?

1. Detroit , MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a
Republican mayor since 1961.

2. Buffa lo , NY (2nd) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since
1954.

3. Cincinnati , OH (3rd) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since
1984.

4. Cleveland , OH (4th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since
1989.

5. Miami , FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor.

6. St. Louis , MO (6th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since
1949.

7. El Paso , TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor.

8. Milwaukee , WI (8th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since
1908.

9. Philadelphia , PA (9th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor
since 1952.

10. Newark , NJ (10th) hasn't elected a Republican mayor since
1907.

Einstein once said, 'The definition of insanity is doing the same
thing over and over again and expecting different results.'
It is the disadvantaged who habitually elect Democrats ---yet
remain disadvantaged.

"Poor People have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years,
.............and they are still poor."
Sir Charles Barkley -- the Round Mound of Rebound


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