Friday, October 03, 2008

S'more good stuff....

Hmmm....gotta get me one a these fer when The Obamessiah and/or one of his Obamatron's speaks.....


On television yesterday, a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama holds a rally 25-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one he only draws 10-15,000.

The Republican spokesman replied,

"That's because McCain's supporters are at work." (And that's no joke....)

Our future leaders.....but when ya think about it...they cain't do much worse than todays leaders....


Why parents drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'


'May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered, 'No .'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '.

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

' No, he's busy ', whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter .'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

' ME .'

'Hello, technical support, how can I help you'?

LADY: 'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing
noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on
the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking
and a bad smell, then nothing'.

SUPPORT: 'I will have a technician come over first thing this
morning, just leave the computer just like it is, so they can find
the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer.
Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be
there just as soon as they can'.

When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician
where the computer was, said what happened to it; this is what
the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you
won't b elieve your eyes !!!!!

And you thought you've had computer problems!!!

'South African Spitting Cobra' - better known as
'Mfezi' the 'Staffie' of the African snake species!!

The technician told her: It must h ave been after the mouse!
The woman didn't think it was very funny at all.

Hmmm....speaks fer itself. Gotta hope my blonde daughter don't see this..ahh....she's kinda sensitive about this topic....


Gotta Thank the usual suspects fer the above submissions: "Chicago Charlie", Upstate Nikki" and Susan Gerston....