Saturday, March 11, 2006

Sometimes a joke really tells the truth.......

Well Sir...one a my friends, Joe Sadowski (who also writes fer a Fish & Game Magazine) stopped by the Cook Shack t'day and told this here joke which I thought was pretty amuzin.....had alot a truth in it too about the ego's and arrogance's of some races....here tis...........Seems there was this old Indian Chief named "Two Eagles" and one day he was a sittin near his hut on the Indian Reservation, smokin a ceramonial pipe and cautuously eye'n two Government Officials that had been sent to interview him. One of the U.S. officials stated..."Chief...you've watched the white man for over 90 years now. You've seen our wars and the advances in our new technology. You've seen our progress...and the damage we have done". Chief Two Eagles thought about this statement for a long moment and then nodded his head in agreement. The Official continued.."considering all these events....in your opinion...what went wrong?" The Chief stared at the Government Official for several seconds and then replied........"When white man found this land...Indians were running it....NO TAXES.....NO DEBT.....PLENTY BUFFALO......PLENTY BEAVER.....WOMAN DO ALL WORK....MEDICINE MAN FREE.....INDIAN MAN SPEND ALL DAY HUNTING AND FISHING.......HAVE SEX ALL NIGHT......Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that!" Y'all have a great day.....Cookie