D'rather have some humor.....

Well Sir....I checked out all the regular blogs and since everything was the same "heavy" and serious Wurld and National news and situashuns...I decided I would be a leave'n all that up t'the big guys who are more polically astute and aware than this old Cookie....so I think I'll just plug in a little comedy fer t'day.....

The owner of a business in Upstate, NY was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from SU and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." You gotta love our Upstate women. S'more...OK....

NEWS FLASH! – UPSTATE NEW YORK…OSWEGO COUNTY’s worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Syracuse University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts........OK..but this next old boy's frum Tennessee.....

A man in Tennessee had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it either."......

I'll be havin a recipee or two fer y'all tommorrow........Cookie