Gather round Men.. I'm gonna help ya to extend yur life.. ADULT topic..

Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 (that's me) should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.

This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.



...so fellers..the pictures I have just posted, especially the first one, are guaranteed to have added at least an extra 2 years to yur Life Expectancy.. AND...Y'all can thank my good amigo John Y, over at John's Place fer sendin this valuable medical info along to the Cookie man...

Recently...one of my regular female readers ( her initials are Gayle) suggested that we men are "obsessed with breasts". Well Missy Gayle...now ya see that many of us, who've known about this secret fer many a year, are only takin good healthy care of ourselves so's we can be around this here Earth longer to take better care of y'all longer.....
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Now... The Cookie man, like many a blogger...has been known to "Borrow" or "Snag" a photygraff or two from time t'time....AND ALWAYS giving credit, and a link back to, the site the pic was taken...er...borrowed frum.....

However...that cantankerous, cranky old ugly ass Jarhead, The Chief over at Smoldering Embers in a Mohawk Campfire has proposed a new name fer this here Blog....

...He feels that just because I "borrow" sumthin frum his blog every now and agin....I should re-name my blog from "The Cookshack--Gab & Grub...to
The Cookshack--Gab & GRAB....

Hmmmphhh...and here I went and gave him a real nice compliment yesterday...

However... "Charlie the Cop" frum out Chicago way, being the good detective that he is, and livin in the same State as The Chief, did some investigatin fer me and found a long lost song that The Chief had told me he wrote and sung by hisself. It's about somethin that happened to him one Christmas season when he was younger.... but...bein the Humble person the Chief is, didn't want folks to ackowledge his talents and creativity... Here T'is.....

The Chief's Song... ADULT CONTENT

...AND...several years back, a couple of our kids got t'pokin around our bedroom and discovered that Mommy was Santa Clause....


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...and BTW.... Some great news....

The school teacher in Sudan who was jailed for naming a Teddy Bear Muhammad...Mohammed...or however they spells it...has been freed...BUT...

The terrorist's are right... WE MUST STOP THIS WOMEN FROM INSULTING OUR TEDDY BEARS! How dare she insult our wonderful teddy bears with such an evil name! Would you want your teddy bear tarnished with the name of the pervert false prophet muhammed? Might as well call your teddy bear satan or lucifer or beelzebub!