Tuesday Tidbits

Ya gotta love Robin Williams....




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Now Sir, I personally cain't stand Woody Allen. I think he's one of the worlds biggest ASSHOLES, and I have a suspicion that he learned this lesson from a lot of personal practice.


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Yesterday I posted the new Arizona State flag, but I think Australia's new flag has more impact and is right to the point regarding immigration.


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What is a woman?

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up
and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure
and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions
and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room
and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible...

No, wait... I'm thinking of alcohol!

....and speak'n of alcohol....

Cliff Clavin on Beer.

NOTE: If'n y'all needs to, Click on the picture to enlarge.


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GERMAN FLOAT

This float was in a parade in Berlin ,

You've Got to Love those Germans....

They have A Great sense of humor!

Hmmm, is that Hillary...and a better question, WHAT'S SHE HOLD'N ONTO???


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Well Sir, my daughter Shellie sent this here humorous story, but I think she mighta been referring to her sister Susan.



During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google,

it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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Well Sir, I knows a few golfers (duffers) who could use this...


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The leaders of the most powerful nation in the world.

Keeping any of these folks in public office is crazy!

In a bid to stem taxpayer losses for bad loans guaranteed by federal housing agencies Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, Senator Bob Corker (R-Tenn) proposed that borrowers be required to make a 5% down payment in order to qualify. His proposal was rejected 57-42 on a party-line vote because, as Senator Chris Dodd (D-Conn) explained,

"passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it."

I can't add anything to these words of wisdom.

I think that their gene pool could use some chlorine