Hmmm, I never knew this!
The REAL "Rambo".
Ya gotta watch our fer them thar foreign statue's.
The new "Parental Control" system fer those of you have young kids or curious teens.
With all the snowy and cold weather we've been have'n, here's one woman's "secret"!!
Hmmmm, after watch'n this, I guess I'll have to re-evaluate just what I am.....
ADULT CONTENT AHEAD!!
....and in closing....
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
His body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
Obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "Me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
[ Now don't make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.]
Dapper Dan said; "Finally a parental control that means business! That Lesbian/Cowboy video was great and I'm still laughing about old Billy Bob's slight hearing problem. At least it was a John Deere instead of one of those Kobutas."