Thursday, January 24, 2008

Which Drill Team d'ya think is better..?? B.J. Billy says "Screw It..I'm Running!"

Well good amiga Susan Gertson sent me a video of the United States Marine Corps Silent Drill Team goin through their paces...and they are pretty damned good....fer Marines that is...( Video is about 6 minutes)

So...the Cookie looked up a video of the United States Navy Silent Drill Team...and they're GREAT...but...since I'm obviously kinda partial bein an old Seabee and such...I thought I'd ask y'all's opinion....(Video is only 3 minutes)

Which Drill Team d'ya think is better...???


...AND NOW...fer something REALLY freakin scary. I saw this over at "Bob's Blog" and I didn't know whether to laugh...or cry...

B.J.Billy says: "Screw It...I'm Runnin...."

Subject: Rubber Gloves

Oh Dear!!!

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves,
You're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
Nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
Of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
Their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
Into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
She burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always Working!

Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least,

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

Ooopp's...My Bad...furgot t'thank MightyMom and Pat fer sendin me some of these...