Monday, Monday..... a few laffs ...and some Trivia...

UPDATE: Either the trivia questions are too difficult (which I doubt) or nobody gives a damn....

Come on people...lets get them thar questions answered....


Well Sir...let's start yur week off with a little frivolity and then we'll do some Trivia....


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Well...I got a bunch of e-mails frum folks that told me that they really enjoy the Trivia sections....so....here be some Trivia appropriate fer Monday.....

1) Whats the name of the group singin this here song?

2) Whats the name of the heavy woman in the video, how did she die and what caused it??


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1) What was the character name of Marshall Dillons FIRST deputy, and who played him...??

2) What was the first year that Gunsmoke was on TV, and WHO played Matt Dillon on the radio version?
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1) Who played Peter Gunn on TV?

2) What was the name of the cocktail lounge Peter hung out in???
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Movin on....

1) Name this TV show and the 2 characters in this scene.......



....and finally....Name the 2 co-stars in this movie......


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OK...Now Sir...as a Homicide Cop and the Assistant Director of the Crime Lab, over those 21 years I investigated some of the most gruesome and horrendous murder and death scenes y'all can ever imagine, frum 3 week old DOA's in a hot apartment to "crispy critters in fire scenes, and in all that time I never got sick or nauseous...HOWEVER...there was one thing that could cause Cookie to lose his cookies....so....havin had 4 ankle-biters of my own...I can truly relate to this here video.....



Gotta Thanks Sue Gertson fer that one.....
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....and finally...this beautiful poem (author unknown) is dedicated to my good amigo "the Chief" frum out in Illinois......

A Fart it is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.


A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud


A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......


A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent , and deadly.


A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......


A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.


From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.


Farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Old farts like you!
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