Tuesday Tidbits...and...McCain duz Streisand....

UPDATE #1: If'n ya follow my blog or other folks, then ya know that the original "Fitna" link was hacked and hijacked by cyber-terrorists...so here be another link to the move.....

OK Mates...for the 3rd time...here's a link over to "The Dread Pundit Bluto" who has yet another copy posted...

The Dread Pundit Bluto....

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UPDATE #2: "Charlie the Cop" sent me this here song last Friday....and I loved it so much...I gotta bump it to the top of this blog-post.....Muchais Gracias Amigo...

ROTFLMAO....Got this frum "Texas Patriot"... T'aint no-where even near Politically Correct, but its funnier than hell....TURN YUR SOUND ON AN BE PREPARED TO LAUGH!!!

If'n Y'all don't like Politically Incorrect stuff....Don't Listen! But it's not really all that bad...

"Manuel went down to Georgia" ...done to Charlie Daniels "The Devil went down to Georgia"....

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Well Sir...we'll begin with a prediction from that all knowing, all seeing and great Texas seer, Susan Gertson regarding the coming job markets for 2009.....


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....and "Charlie the Cop" sends us this....

THE WRONG LESSONS IN GOLF;

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another
foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies
are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball,
she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely.

Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another
five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says
apologetically, 'I guess all those f--king lessons I took over the
winter didn't help.

One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you have it,
you should have taken golf lessons instead!'

He never even had a chance to duck.
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....and...frum CSSSCC in Tampa we have.....

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.

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For Sale :

Wedding dress, size 8.

Worn once by mistake.

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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.

"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied.? "I've been divorced three times."

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I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.

Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.

Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?"

Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?

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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table.

"Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said . "We may not have 45 minutes."

They were seated immediately.

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The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

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All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father

escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."


Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a

wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."


Al said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"

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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.

"Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John," his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

With his last breath John said, "I do!"
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BTW...my good amigo "Charlie The Cop" sent me a belated Easter card with two of the cutest bunnies on it that Y'all ever wanna see.....

.......as cute as they are though....I don't think they're real...



Charlie...yur such a thoughtful and caring person...Thanks mate...
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...and we'll end with this GREAT video frum "Charlie The Cop"....Excellent!