Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Wednesday wanks....

Amigo's and amiga's....if'n ya like animals...y'all gonna love this video sent in by Susan Gertson...Thanks Sue....


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Now Sir....I don't care whatcha think about this here 2008 election...it sure has produced some interestin and unique posters....








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Well Sir...we'll carry on with a little something that Patrick frum over at "prh...A Day in the Life" sent along....

MISSING HUSBAND

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
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Good Ad......



Thank ya Missy Susan frum Eagle Lake.....
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Well Sir...earlier t'day, my good buddy Patrick reminded me of a lesson I learned shortly after gettin married... about 40 some year ago or so...

Now Sir....fer all you young newlywed men-folk out there...t'is a lesson y'all best be learnin right real quick amigo's....



**Sigh**...ain't it the truth though....
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...and finally, "Charlie the Cop" reminds us of the differant Geography of men and women....

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between birth and death, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick!
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