Monday.....

My Sentiments Exactly.....



Well Sir...."Charlie the Cop" frum Chicago was busy this here weekend sendin Cookie some good articles and jokes...includin the above Casa D'Ice sign...here's the rest....

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..'

The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact,
this one is on me'

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,
'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a
Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming up,' says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,
'I would like to buy you one, too.'

The old woman says,
'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming right up,' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'

The old woman replies,

'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor.
Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'

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'OLD' IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, ' Let's go upstairs and make love,' and
you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD ' IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of
by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN ...'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take
any fiber today

'OLD' IS WHEN ... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN ... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes
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... and Sir ...here's a good example of the Leadership qualities of Eliot Spitzer...


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Climate change and it's effects recorded by a Canadian friend.

Well Sir....I'm now a believer....AT LAST - POSITIVE PROOF.

French Soccer Team 1959



...and here be the French Soccer Team 2008














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Well Sir..."Charlie the Cop" sent me this one yesterday...and if'n you are, or ever have been a parent...it's outstanding......

Learning From Kids

For those with no children - this is totally hysterical...

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

For those who have children this age, this is not funny.

For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.

For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control...

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:

Things Ive learned from my Boys (honest)...

1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boys voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all Four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh" its already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still cant walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

25. Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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