The Cook Shack--Gab & Grub: Monday....

Well Sir...we'll start the week with a little Poooolitikal humor.....

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"OK Reverand...yur doing great so far...just keep givin more of those great sermons of yurs"....

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D'y'all think this guy will get convicted?.....The Breathalyser Test...

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...as Dick Martin used to say all the time...."I didn't know that!"....

Bet you get up and go to the kitchen as soon as you read this to check it out. Whoever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box? What a fantastic idea!

I've been using aluminum foil for more years than I care to remember. Great stuff, but sometimes it can be a pain. You know, like when you are in the middle of doing something and you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box.

Then you have to put the roll back in the box and start over. The darn roll always comes out at the wrong time. Well, I would like to share this with you.

Yesterday I went to throw out an empty reynolds foil box and for some reason I turned it and looked at the end of the box. And written on the end it said, "Press tab to lock end," or "Press to secure roll."
Right there on the end of the box is a tab to lock the roll in place.
How long has this little locking tab been there? I then looked at a generic brand of aluminum foil and it had one too. I then looked at a box of Saran wrap and it had one too! I can't count the number of times
the Saran wrap roll has jumped out when I was trying to cover something up.

I'm sharing this with everyone who didn't know this and those of you who already knew it.

I hope I'm not the only person that didn't know this.
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Played this one bout a years or so ago...but it's still worth a laff or two....

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Ahhh Yes...a 7 years olds perspective regardin "Beer"....

A handful of 7-year-old children were asked what they thought of
beer. Some interesting responses, but the last one is a dilly.

7-year-old Tim- "I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer
he drinks the prettier my mom gets."
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7-year-old Mellanie - "Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch
what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice."
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7-year-old Grady - "My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny
when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't
think this is very funny."
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7-year-old Toby - "My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and
the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a
good thing."
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7-year-old Sarah - "My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also
wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much."
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7-year-old Lilly - "My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better
he dances. One time he danced right into the pool."
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7-year-old Ethan - "I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad
drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste
disgusting."
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7-year-old Shirley - "I give Dad's beer to the Dog and he goes to
sleep."
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7-year-old Jack - "My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and
picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells
him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any
sense."
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....and "Charlie the Cop" reminds us why our Dog's REALLY go outside....