Just some good ol PotPourri.....

Now Sir....maybe its because if this gotdamned overcast, dark, dingy 40 degree weather...BUT...the Cookie is in a real cranky mood t'day....so...

...ENTER THE COOKSHACK AT YUR OWN RISK!
















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Gotta Thank "Charlie the Cop" fer this one.....

The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

As John Steinbeck once said:

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. (This definately describes Cookie....done it afore and ain't afraid to do it agin)

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. (Learned that in the Military and 21 years as a Cop)

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy. (Yupper...I weighed between 190-210 lbs when I was on the job)

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46." (Today they make .50 cals)

6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.( Just ask the good folks in LA and other cities with the likes of MS-13 and such gangs.)

7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."

8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!! (Got that freakin right mate!)

But wait, there's more!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too." To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!
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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives-Secularists Worst Nightmare. I am an American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.

If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. And I believe the so called "Reverend" Wright is already damned by God for his divisive Hate rhetoric. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. (I used to be one ....remember)

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. (Same as Above)

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes TWO parents.

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.



We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!
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OK...can we all say..... "SNAFU". **sigh** Why am I NOT surprized....

More Stupid Government: Air Marshals on No Fly List

When government can't even get it right when it comes to the things they should be doing, why are so many so willing and eager for government to do more of the things they shouldn't be doing?

WaTimes:

False identifications based on a terrorist no-fly list have for years prevented some federal air marshals from boarding flights they are assigned to protect, according to officials with the agency, which is finally taking steps to address the problem.

Fer those of ya not in the know...SNAFU is an old Military acronym fer "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up".
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