Wednesday, August 20, 2008

"Brig Chasin".....and MAX Beer....

OK...fer any of you old Navy men out there who've ever done any "Brig Chasing"....this'll bring back some memories...especially the part about kickin some Marine Corps butt....

Well Sir....back in the day, I did some "Brig Chasin" my last few months in The Navy, and had a similar experience when "escorting" a prisoner out to Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary. We didn't have all the fun that Randy Quaid and Jack Nicholson did in this movie, but since our prisoner was goin away for 20 to life, we did get him laid fer his last time(at least his last time with a woman) while passin through Chicago.....

"The Last Detail", with one of the greatest actors goin....Jack Nicholson....


Hmmmm.....Verrrrry Interesting...

Subject: Boycott? Victoria, Texas (Pop 55,000) is a town about 125 miles southwest of Houston.

Local Hispanic leaders,in oppositions to pending immigration legislation,
boycotted all Caucasian owned businesses in the Victoria area this
weekend as a demonstration of their economic impact on the community.

The boycott was declared a success in the Hispanic community, noting that
revenue in Caucasian owned businesses was down 19%.

Business owners declared the boycott a success as well, pointing out that shoplifting was reduced by 77%.

Lesson Learned!

I was talking to the little girl of a friend of mine the other day who she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, who are liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,

'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal,' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house.'
She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6.
And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked,

'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

Man being interviewed for job as policeman.

Interviewer says "OK you've passed all the written and oral tests; now we
want you to prove yourself" he slides a plastic bag across the desk and says
"there's a gun in that, go out and shoot 6 illegal immigrants, 6 asylum
seekers and a rabbit"

Man says "why the rabbit"?

Interviewer "great attitude, you're hired"

....and "Charlie The Cop" sends us this ad fer a beer with head...

Photobucket...FER MEN ONLY!

...and ladies...if'n ya y'all know what kinda Beer yur hubby or boyfriend wants...