Saturday, June 19, 2010

Saturday toons and funnies. Chilled Blueberry Soup, a GREAT dish for these hot summer days!

Mrs. Cookie just loves it when I make this simple recipe for Chilled Blueberry Soup on hot summer days like today.

-1 Qrt of cleaned Blueberries,
-The Juice frum 1 Orange,
-3/4 Cup of Maple Syrup,
-1/4 teaspoon Cinnamon,
-Lemon Juice to taste
-1 Qrt Half & Half

Place the cleaned Blueberries, Maple Syrup, Orange Juice and Cinnamon in a Saucepan and bring to a boil fer about 5 minutes or so(makin sure the blueberries have softened). Remove frum heat and, in a blender, Puree' the mixture. Add a couple a squirts of "Real Lemon" Juice to yur taste.

Place the blueberry mixture in the refrigerator and chill well....add the cold Half & Half when you serve the guests...that simple mates. Serves approximately 6-8 folks......

Now Sir, this first photygraff is accurately indicative of what we'll all be needing regarding ObamaCare, Cap & Trade, the solution to the immigration problem, the Gulf Oil spill, the....


Next, some signage frum around the country.

Now Sir, I definately gotta get me the first three signs fer my front yard!


Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

When an old Grandpa walked by.

And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,

"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said,

"There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the old Grandmas said,

"Sure we can! - Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said,

"You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,

"How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison...

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S.MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH! That folks pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.

...and a whole passel of folks sent me this one today.