Sunday Sundries. UPDATE!

Well Sir, here be a couple of pix of "The Chief", a dyed in the wool, staunch "cheesehead" Packers fan. We generally don't agree with each other too much (thats what makes it interesting), but on this point, we are both Packers fans.




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S'more photygraffs of the Wal-Martians. Hope these don't ruin yur Sunday dinners!







Holy Cow! She's got another ass in front!




Hey! Lets have a picnic!




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Mens version of "The Antiques Road Show".


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Mens first sexual experience.

Try this: Pretend there are two dice on your computer keyboard.

Got the picture?

Good.

Now, pick up one of them and imagine you see the spots.

What number is it?

Did the number remind you of your first sexual experience?

No, probably not.

Now put down that die and pick up the other one and look at the spots.

How many do you see?

What's the number?

Did THAT make you think of your first sexual experience?

I suppose it didn't.

Now pick up both the dice and shake them in your hand.

Are you shaking them?

Good.

I bet THAT reminds you of your first sexual experience!
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"Right" vs "Left"

Finally an answer that makes sense.

I have often wondered why the conservatives are called the "right" and the liberals are called the "left." By chance, I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:

Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left ."

Hmmm, I guess that sums it up pretty well...

YOU CAN'T HAVE A BETTER REFERENCE SOURCE THAN STRAIGHT TEXT FROM THE BIBLE!
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Just one Kiss before you jump!

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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COMMENTS:

Vigilis said; "Cookie, are these Wal Marts supposed to be in the U.S.?

I am fairly certain the women in some of these photos could be detained by authorities for exposures like that in any of the 4 closest Wal Marts around here."

Dapper Dan said; "Have a super Sunday, Cookie. Boy, those Wal Martians do look a little like aliens, don't they?
Re: why Left is used to refer to a cetain group in politics. Found this online somewhere; I think it explains a lot of the left's philosophies:
In some cultures it is impolite to touch your food with your left hand for the simple reason that you use your right hand for clean tasks such as eating and the left hand for unclean tasks such as wiping yourself after going to the bathroom.

"The Chief said; "I don't think it was very nice of you... putting my cheesy pics up there with all them fat chicks. How could you be sooooo cruel?"

COOKIE said; Very easily.