Hmmm, think I'll make this fer din-din t'night! Latest news from Libya.

Well Sir, here be a dish Cookie has never made so I think I'll be doing this fer dinner tonight or t'morrow.


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Latest news from Libya

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نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما

If I hear anything else, You'll be the first to know!
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A guy named Jim McBride walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Seattle ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Seattle ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the man "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
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A call to the Sportsman's' Hotline:

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the boatshed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?
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Gotta Thanks "Fish" frum Kentucky and my old Seabee buddy "FishinMagician" fer those two jokes.
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COMMENTS:

"Dapper Dan" said; "Great jokes today, Cookie. And that bacon carbonara sounds and looks delicious...I gotta try that too. I just subscribed to that guys channel on my YouTube account. Thanks for that link, even though I'll probably put on ten more pounds!"

COOKIE said; If'n ya put on ten more pounds mate, yur gonna wind up look'n like Cookie.