Friday, March 04, 2011

Saturday.....a couple of important heads ups, and some funnies.

BOHICA!!! Fucking Pelosi and crew!! Wait'll y'all watch this!!

Please sign Congresswoman Bachmann's petition to defund this theft of our money!

BTW, fer those of ya not in the know, BOHICA is an old Military acronym for "BEND OVER HERE IT COMES AGAIN!"

From time to time, this old warrior has to go down to the VA Hospital in Syracuse and receive various treatment(s). As of these past few years whereas I used to see WWII, Korean War and Vietnam vets in the waiting room also there for their treatments, I increasingly see so many young disabled Vets from the Gulf War(s), Iraq and Afghanistan, most with missing limbs. Sad.

Yesterday, while visiting two feller bloggers, "SubVet" and "Dapper Dan", I was made aware of something new that our illustrious(and useless) politicians are considering and that is making our service personnel pay more for their health care. BULLSHIT! They get ALL their Health Care and that of their family's paid on our dime!!

Our military folks have paid a high enough price for defending our country. Please take a moment and visit "SubVet" to get further details. He has a great suggestion at the end of his post.


OK, On a much lighter note, take a gander at this facebook entry. **Click To Enlarge** to read second entry.

You need to read the messages below the photo.

...and my neighbor Cletus learned that too much beer makes yur penis fall off!


The Montana Rancher.

The Montana Department of Labor claimed a small Victor Rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

Mt. Govt agent: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

Rancher: Well, there's my first hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

Mt. Govt agent: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.

Rancher: That would be me.

Out of the mouths of babes....

I was eating lunch today with my 14 year old grandson when his mom asked him "What is tomorrow?"

He said "It's President's Day"

She asked "What does that mean?" .... I was waiting for something profound...

He said "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."

Saved the best for last, THE COWBOY CODE of HONOR! Thanks to The Cumberland Post.

1. Live each day with courage.
2. Take pride in your work.
3. Always finish what you start.
4. Do what has to be done.
5. Be tough but fair.
6. When you make a promise, keep it.
7. Ride for the brand.
8. Talk less and say more.
9. Remember that some things aren't for sale.
10. Know where to draw the line.



"SubVet" said; "Hey Cookie, thanks for the referral. Great post too."

"Dapper Dan" said; "Thanks for the link, Cookie. The $105 billion Bachman is talking about was probably buried in some obscure part of the 2000 page monstrosity of a bill that no one read.
Maybe that girl in the picture needs to be connected to that guy who drank too much beer--I'm thinking there could be some kind of surgery that would make them both happy and...that guy could keep on chugging his beer.
Great jokes. Got a kick out of that one where the little boy surprises with his line about Obama. Out of the mouths of babes..."