Just take 5 minutes and watch this video. This professor really puts things in proper perspective.
A new Speed Control device. Love it!
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"
"The Chief" said; "Did you go to your class reunion? Or was it a family reunion?"
"Dapper Dan" said; "I just got time to listen to the Patriot prof's comments on Obama's suit against the state of Arizona and it's strong immigration law. A powerful message, forcefully delivered. I may have to steal this one Cookie, with a link of course!"