Happy Fathers Day feller dads....a joke... and cops with a sense of humor..
-A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
-Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
-The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
Subject: The Zipper
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
Reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried
to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't!
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
Unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip
a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked
her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the
bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a
figured we was friends."
...and some cops with a good sense of humor....
Thanks to both Sue G. frum Texmex...ooops...Texas, and Sig frum Signal 94 fer these submissions....