The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing...Biggest turn on for guys!
Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this 'chic'
procedure.
The going rate on the east coast now exceeds $10,000. Many men feel it is well worth the investment (beats the Stock Market...that's fer sure).
Gotta THANK my buddy
"FishinMagician" frum up Buffalo way fer that one....
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Well Sir...its about 5:30 AM, and outside its snowing & blowing t'beat the band. Yupper, this here storm came in from out the midwest way directly frum
"The Mohawk Chieftan's" direction. Ain't No doubt he sent it here cause he told me he went outside yesterday and let loose with the longest, biggest and smelliest fart he could muster up, thus, affectin & influencin Global Warming, thereby exacerbating the weather conditions....
Now Sir...speakin of large amounts of Methane Gas bein added to the atmosphere (somethin all those supposed experts says helps cause Global Warmin), here in the Land of Taxes...New York State, we've actually had legislation proposed through our fine and vastly intelligent NYS Representatives to start taxing Farmers $175.00 per cow to help fight Global Warmin.
There are
Soooo many comments that can be made regardin this here farce and the "Gas-Bags" that proposed it...I'll leave the comment to y'all....
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Well Sir....some "Blago" toons are in fashion right now...so here be some...
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....and now...a little sumthin fer the guys out there...
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Hmmm....Well Sir, Now fer a drastic change of pace frum the above photygraffs. The truth be known, I think if'n I wasn't a drinker back in 1919 when this c'here photygraff was taken, I probably woulda become one after see'in it...simply as a matter of self-protection.
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Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."
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When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."
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An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000! . ! please advise."
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out,
"Watch that wall!"
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."
I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to m! e ! until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.
Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
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THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Thanks
"MightyMom"....________________________________________