This just pisses me off royally....

Well Sir....first off...this is a photygraff of the "Good Guy", Mayor Louis Barletta of Hazleton, PA. Read the story and I'm sure that most of ya...at least those who ain't secular progressive liberal assholes...will get just as pissed off as I am regardin "Activist" Federal Judges. Just how in the hell did our great Nation get to where it is today???

Good on ya Mayor...keep up the good work....

Judge Voids Ordinance on Illegal Immigrants

By JULIA PRESTON
Published: July 27, 2007




A federal judge in Pennsylvania yesterday struck down ordinances adopted by the City of Hazleton to bar illegal immigrants from working or renting homes there, the most resounding legal blow so far to local efforts across the country to crack down on illegal immigration.
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Jessica Kourkounis for The New York Times

Mayor Louis J. Barletta of Hazleton, Pa., vowed to appeal a ruling.

The decision, by Judge James M. Munley of Federal District Court, presents a new roadblock to local officials who want to take action against illegal immigration after broad federal legislation to address the issue failed in the Senate last month.

Judge Munley ruled that ordinances first passed last July by the Hazleton City Council interfered with federal law, which regulates immigration, and violated the due process rights of employers, landlords and illegal immigrants.

The ruling resonated beyond Hazleton because the town was the first in the country to pass such measures, after its mayor, Louis J. Barletta, vowed last year to make the city “one of the toughest places in the United States” for illegal immigrants. Many other local initiatives were modeled on Hazleton’s ordinances, which were never put into effect because of the legal challenge.

“Whatever frustrations officials of the City of Hazleton may feel about the current state of immigration enforcement,” Judge Munley wrote in the 206-page decision, “the nature of the political system in the United States prohibits the city from enacting ordinances that disrupt a carefully drawn federal statutory scheme.”

Mr. Barletta said the city would appeal and would fight to the United States Supreme Court if necessary.

“I will not sit back because the federal government has refused to do its job,” Mr. Barletta said at a news conference on the steps of City Hall.

Judge Munley reached his conclusion after a full hearing of the issues in a bench trial, the first such trial in the various legal challenges to local ordinances restricting illegal immigration. The challenge was brought by the American Civil Liberties Union, the Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund and Cozen O’Connor, a private law firm.

The judge emphasized that illegal immigrants had the same civil rights as legal immigrants and citizens.

“Hazleton, in its zeal to control the presence of a group deemed undesirable, violated the rights of such people, as well as others within the community,” he wrote.

Kris W. Kobach, a University of Missouri law professor who assisted Hazleton, called the ruling “an extraordinarily bold activist decision.” Mr. Kobach said Judge Munley had misconstrued the limitations on cities like Hazleton in making laws on immigration, which is generally subject to federal law.

According to the Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund, more than 100 municipalities have considered ordinances to crack down on illegal immigrants.

On June 19 a federal judge issued a preliminary injunction against a housing ordinance similar to Hazleton’s in Farmers Branch, Tex., a Dallas suburb. The ordinance, which voters approved in May, would have imposed fines on landlords who rented to illegal immigrants.

Last Friday, the city of Valley Park, Mo., rescinded a similar housing ordinance, after one version of it was struck down in March by a state judge and a revised ordinance brought new state and federal challenges. Similar ordinances were dropped in Escondido, Calif.

Mr. Barletta, the Hazleton mayor, has championed the city’s ordinances because he said illegal immigrants had unleashed a crime wave in Hazleton and had overburdened health and other public services.

At the nine-day trial in March, A.C.L.U. lawyers worked as hard to debunk those claims as they did to undercut the city’s legal arguments. They showed that 4 of 428 violent crimes in Hazleton in the last six years could be attributed to illegal immigrants.

“This opinion should be a glaring red stop light for any local officials thinking about passing similar laws,” said Witold Walczak, the lead A.C.L.U. lawyer in the case.

Among the plaintiffs were four illegal immigrants. Judge Munley allowed them to remain anonymous and to testify through depositions.

This month Pennsylvania prosecutors dropped murder charges against two immigrants in the May 2006 shooting of Derek Kichline, a Hazleton resident whom Mr. Barletta often cited as a victim of an illegal immigrant crime wave. The prosecutors said that important witnesses were not available to testify, including one illegal immigrant who had been deported by federal authorities.

Mr. Barletta and his campaign against illegal immigrants have remained popular in Hazleton, a faded coal-mining center 80 miles northwest of Philadelphia that has recently seen a manufacturing revival. In a mayoral primary in May, Mr. Barletta handily won both the Republican and the Democratic nominations.

Jon Hurdle contributed reporting from Hazleton, Pa.

Speed Control.. Chasin Beaver and.. regardin Beer...NUDITY!

...ADULT CONTENT!!!

Some Friday fun....

Lone Ranger & Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent."

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The Embarrassed Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas . With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,

"You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!"

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The new Hawaii Five-O.....

Just some PotPourri.....

Well Sir....we'll start with the Australian joke of the Year....


A Kiwi (New Zealander) walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

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A blonde gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day, so she eases
over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car, opens the trunk, takes out two
cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the
vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats, exposing their
nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic
became snarled and backed up.

It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,

"What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

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Subject: : Anniversary

A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'S WERE OUT CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.

SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND SAID,

"FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH."

"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND" SAID THE WIFE.

'THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND POOF. TWO TICKETS FOR THE QUEEN MARY II LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.

THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID:

"WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL NEVER COME AGAIN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.

THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A WISH...

SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND - POOF!- THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS OLD.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD REMEMBER, FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.

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Thought for the day Handle every situation like a dog.



If you can't Eat it or Screw it. Piss on it and Walk Away

Always foller the Doctors advice men... Hey "fits"...pay heed...

Ogling Breasts Makes Men Live Longer

Netlore Archive: Nonexistent medical study touts supposed benefits of men's mammary preoccupations

From the online rumor mill comes a bit of news some will find too good to be true, and others will find too stupid to be true. Odds are, gender will be the deciding factor.

This is not a joke. It came from the New England Journal of Medicine.

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients -half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In that case....I'll be livin till I'm at least a hundred and five years old.....
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The welfare office

A guy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The receptionist behind the counter looked him straight in the eye and said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter you'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her $exual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull Shi ++ in' me!"

The receptionist said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it."

Tuesday Tidbits.....

Subject: Fw: It is a comin'

Yup, Sho. 'Nuff IS A COMIN'!!!

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while awaiting their respective flights .

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show & the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East .

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . .

" That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'.
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Life in New Orleans

This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for New Orleans. Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

"What's the matter?" Jack asked.

"I've been transferred to New Orleans. There are crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate."

Jack replied, "I've lived in New Orleans all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."

...and some more New Orleans life....Fathers Day....I know..its definately NOT PC...but it tickled me funny bone....

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New Priest in Town
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A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese.

One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was
a fine spring Day in his new Texas mission parish. He
walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep
breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed
there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his
front lawn. He promptly called the local police
station. The conversation went like this:

"Good morning, this is Sergeant Jones, how might I
help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father
O'Malley at St. Brigid's . There's a jackass lying
dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send
a couple O yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit,
replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always
my impression that you people took care of last
rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly
true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of
kin."

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Subject: Wives of Golfers

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?"
her husband demanded.

"Well, you didn't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear.

"Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies. "Blessed
Virgin Mary, woman! You've no undies. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
$10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsma n's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirtover
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of
Jasus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?"

She explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o
Jasus, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.
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There....I think I've offended just about everone.....have a great day....

Walter's funny views on Marriage..a joke or two..and get yur dancin shoes on...

My buddy Charlie B....a fellow retired LEO frum Chi-Town sent me this first video...I think ya be a like'n it....and some upliftin jokes and music t'start yur week.......




ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING:

Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He
approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."

Hmmm...wonder if'n the Grandkid was one a mine....
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If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts. and thinking things through, you will love this!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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Now Mam...I posted this afore....but its always worth a second look-see....TURN YUR SOUND UP and get yur dancin shoes on......



...Now Sir...I know if'n ya be a lookin at previously posted photygraff's of the old Cookie...ya'd probably never believe that this here Cookie used to look...AND DANCE...just like that....Truth Amigo's & Amiga's!!!

Man...where the hell did the time go???

...and lastly...the Muslim view of Adam & Eve....


....thank ya Jeff.....