Saturday, February 23, 2008

Sunday Sundries.....

Well Sir....this post is gonna have alot of humor, with a real great worthwhile message at the end....Enjoy yur Sunday everyone....

...Surta's newest and most popular mattress with the men-folk...

...this sign is posted near "The Chiefs" home


A wounded Marine tells the enemy just what they can go and do to themselves... OR...Perhaps he was sending a message to the Berkely City Council, which, when ya think about it...they're just about the same thing....

Encore...for a good reason....

As my regular readers know, I posted this video a day or so ago...and I have since joined this fine organization...Move America Forward.

Our ad is already having a tremendous effect. In the first 24 hours the ad was posted online it received 5 Honors from YouTube. It was highlighted as one of the most blogged about video clips by Google Videos. And the news story on the ad is the 2nd most-watched video on the NBC affiliate in San Francisco.

Next week we take this message over the airwaves - reaching millions of people. Now Sir...I know that most, if not all of my regular readers are very patriotic Americans who love their'n ya would, just click the above link to Move America Forward and join this worthwhile's free...but, if'n ya'd like...make a donation to help get this video out nationwide. Let's show those asshates in Berkely just how much we support our brave Military men and women and what old fashioned Patriotism is all about....

Thanks Y'all....Cookie

...and...although it's Sunday...I just couldn't resist posting this great "Battle Porn"...soooo...what the hell, I'll post this now while it's still Saturday....

This taken from a C-130 Gunship during an attack by insurgents on British troops...

Gleefully stolen from Bob's Blog...

Saturday Potpourri....

Well Sir...I could be wrong...but I think my buddy "The Chief" frum over at Smolderin Embers just might have a Birthday comin up. This here's a photygraff of what happened to him last year...


Well Sir....I think this actually happened to me sometime back...

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time, just he and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'

'Oh yes, PaPa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head anywhere we went today!'

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

The year is 2016 and the United States has elected the first Jewish president, Susan Goldfarb.

She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration, already."

"I don't think so. It's a ten hour drive, your father's not as young as he used to be, and please, my arthritis is acting up again."

"Don't worry about it Mom, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door."

"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear?"

"Oh Mom" replies Susan, "I'll make sure you have a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York "

"Honey," Mom complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.

"The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, kosher all the way. Please, Mom, I really want you to come."

So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 21, 2017, Susan Goldfarb is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new President's mother, who leans over to a Senator sitting next to her.

"You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States ?

"The Senator whispers back, "Yes, I do."

Says Mom proudly, "Her brother is a doctor."


On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new Husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking
encounter. In His highly aroused state,
her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more
Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to
Afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find
Her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer
Was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had
Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and
Therefore, they
Were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than thirty
Years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then she
Showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the bank which were worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that
For the more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied
And these were the
Results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3
Million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but
Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If
I'd had any idea what you
Were doing, I would have given you all my

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut!


Stress Test

There is a very very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:
King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a monkey pass by.

They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

If your answer is ….

Orangutan = dull/stupid

Ape = foolish

Monkey = idiot

King Kong = stupid

Why????? Coconut tree, doesn’t have bananas……..??

It’s obviously you’re stressed by your work.

Friday, February 22, 2008

When the hell are we gonna learn.....

Illegal Immigrant Charged With Homicide in Deadly Minnesota School Bus Crash
Friday, February 22, 2008

A woman who identified herself as Alianiss Nunez Morales was driving a van that failed to stop at a stop sign, hitting a school bus, police say.

MINNEAPOLIS — A woman who authorities say is in the country illegally and using an alias was charged Friday with four counts of criminal vehicular homicide and two lesser charges in a school bus crash that killed four children.

A woman who identified herself as Alianiss Nunez Morales, 23, of Minneota, was driving a van that failed to stop at a stop sign Tuesday before hitting a bus carrying 28 students from Lakeview School, Lyon County Attorney Richard Maes said. The accident happened near the small town of Cottonwood, in southwestern Minnesota.

Morales was also charged with a stop sign violation and for driving without a valid license, Maes said.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents are trying to figure out the woman's true identity. Claude Arnold, ICE special agent in charge of investigations, said his agency believes Morales is an illegal immigrant. ICE has filed paperwork to detain her for deportation proceedings after the criminal case is resolved.

"The only name we have for her is the name she gave us when she was booked," Arnold said, adding that the woman told authorities she was from Mexico.

Small Minnesota Town to Hold Memorial Service for 4 Kids Killed in School Bus Crash 4 Dead in
School Bus Crash Arnold said ICE would continue to investigate her identity.

"We're going to do everything in our power and authority to ensure justice is served in this case," he said.

Morales does not have a Minnesota driver's license, and "she doesn't have a (driver's license) anywhere that we're aware of," said Lt. Mark Peterson of the Minnesota State Patrol.

According to the criminal complaint filed Friday, Morales used an interpreter to tell police that she stopped at the stop sign.

"She stated that she stopped for the stop sign and that when she took off, the bus hit her," according to a statement of probable cause.

Morales also told police she was driving to Norcraft Cabinetry, where she had been working for a month, and that it was her first time on County Road 24.

The bus driver and at least one motorist said Morales did not stop at the stop sign, court documents said. The bus driver, Dennis Devereaux, told police it appeared the van wasn't going to stop, and "he did not have time to hit the brakes or accelerate."

The criminal vehicular homicide charges are felonies, each punishable by up to 10 years in prison and a $20,000 fine. The other charges are misdemeanors.

Morales was expected to make her first appearance in court Friday.

Two brothers, the daughter of a teacher at Lakeview school and the son of a former Lakeview teacher were killed in the crash.

Six people, five of them students, remain hospitalized at Avera McKennan Hospital & University Health Center in Sioux Falls, S.D. One student was due to go home later Friday, spokesman Kenyon Gleason said. Two other students were in fair condition and two were serious; the adult at the hospital was in fair condition.

Another student remains hospitalized at Mayo Clinic in fair condition.

School will be canceled Monday as funeral services for Hunter Javens, 9, and Jesse Javens, 13, are held there. Visitation for the brothers will take place at the school Sunday from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. and Monday from 10 a.m. to 11 a.m., with the funeral service following.

Visitation for Emilee Olson, 9, was set for Saturday from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. and Sunday from 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. at Christ Lutheran Church in Cottonwood. A funeral service is set for 2 p.m. Sunday at the church.

Arrangements for Reed Stevens, 12, of Marshall, were pending with Rehkamp and Horvath Funeral Directors.

Of course...if she had moved to a State where they just give Drivers Licences to all aliens....this wouldn't have happened...Right? Like our Governor Spitzer here in New York tried to say...."It's a good idea!

If this situation weren't so fucking'd be funny....4 young aspiring productive lives lost for absolutely no reason because of this (Jane Fonda's words) Cunt.....

Ya...Cookie's pissed.....

The Day the Music Died....February 3rd, 1959...

Buddy Holly...the early days......

....and his last recorded song..."True Love Ways'....

....and the song that put it all together and told the whole story.....

Thursday, February 21, 2008

OK...nuff political shit fer now... and now fer "The Music of Our Lives"...

Again....anuther nostalgic sojourn down memory lane. Ah yes...from my first year of High School, as well as anuther great first in Cookie's life...(and no smart ass comments frum the Chief) 1965 while I was in Naval Nuclear Power Prototype in West Milton, NY....

....and of the greatest entertainers that ever lived...too bad we lost him so early.....BOBBY DARIN...BTW...who remembers who he married??

I'm all fer this... grab yur pens and let's kick some Berkely ass...

"Be carefull what ya wish fer cause......

Well Sir....I guess I'll have to plead some guilt regardin this. I, like thousands of others, posted just about all that I could to help keep Hillary from winning the Democratic Primary and out of the Whitehouse, but my vision wasn't as clear or as farsighted as it should have been.

The age old adage, "Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it." is very probably going to come true. Obamamania is obviously sweeping the nation, and although Hillary hasn't officially lost the nomination as yet...its a good bet she will...and look at the result.

A young, attractive, "articulate", black man who makes Ted Kennedy look like a right wing conservative. A man who, if you read yesterdays post, has extensive communist mentoring and education, and has just about every moonbat and left wing liberal developing wet spots in the fronts of their pants (and I'm not talking about urine). A man who will not wear the American Flag on his lapel, nor pledge allegiance to our Flag. A man who's Church and pastor are questionable to say the least....**Sigh**

If my assessment of the national demographics is correct, there is a huge block of young, new voters out there who are just aching to prove to the world how openminded and liberal they are and will be voting for Obama, primarily based on his race, personality, looks and otherwords...they'll be voting for their "Prom King", and this just scares the shit right outta me because many of these young voters have absolutely NO idea of what the actual issues are that are, and will, affect this nation...sorta like Obama himself.

Someone stated to me that the American voter is too smart to elect someone into office that has communist associations and beliefs. Bullshit....most of our younger voters wouldn't recognize communism if it bit them in the ass. Many have no idea whatsoever what the Cold War was about, or even that it happened. They are either too young to remember Communism, or are too busy indulging in the pleasures of youthful exuberance.

As much disdain and contempt I harbour against the Hildebeast, I think its time for this blogger to put all that on the shelf and start getting behind John McCain.

Now, I'll admit that John McCain was not my first choice as I was an avid, active and financial supporter of Fred Thompson, but alas...that's all gone now. There is also another old saying that many of us learned to type by..."Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party"....and I think it is now time for this conservative Republican to come to the aid of his party....AND his Country....

So...I learned for the umpteenth time in my life..."Be carefull what ya wish fer cause ya just might get it...."

But....that's just my way a thinkin....and I truly hope I'm wrong....


Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Here Here....

I first saw this video yesterday when my good friend Susan from Eagle Lake, Texas sent it to me...and then later saw it posted over at The Jawa Report.....

Go Get em Debbie....GOOD ON YA!!!

Uhhh Ohhh...this certainly needs to be immediately investigated... BIG TIME!

Well good buddy Pat sent me this article from "ACCURACY in MEDIA", and if any bit of it is true (cept fer the smokin part), it surely needs to be thoroughly and completely investigated at the highest level......

Like I've already stated in a previous post... Barack Obama scares the livin B'Jesus outta me...and if'n ya got any sense at should be scared as well. I love my country, and I don't believe for one minute that this man is going to be any good for it. This IS NOT a Republican/Democrat thing with me...if he were a Republican...I'd still be pissin in me knickers and postin articles like this.... and I request all my blog buddies who want to get to the truth of this grave matter to either research and investigate this yourselves.....or reprint this so that folks can at least have access to this new info .....

I guess when ya couple this following article to the "Che' Guevera (Communist)" poster in one of Obama's campaign headquarters...things kinda start to add up....

"Obama’s Communist Mentor

AIM Column By Cliff Kincaid February 18, 2008

Is “coalition politics” at work in Obama’s rise to power?

In his biography of Barack Obama, David Mendell writes about Obama's life as a "secret smoker" and how he "went to great lengths to conceal the habit." But what about Obama's secret political life? It turns out that Obama's childhood mentor, Frank Marshall Davis, was a communist.

In his books, Obama admits attending "socialist conferences" and coming into contact with Marxist literature. But he ridicules the charge of being a "hard-core academic Marxist," which was made by his colorful and outspoken 2004 U.S. Senate opponent, Republican Alan Keyes.

However, through Frank Marshall Davis, Obama had an admitted relationship with someone who was publicly identified as a member of the Communist Party USA (CPUSA). The record shows that Obama was in Hawaii from 1971-1979, where, at some point in time, he developed a close relationship, almost like a son, with Davis, listening to his "poetry" and getting advice on his career path. But Obama, in his book, Dreams From My Father, refers to him repeatedly as just "Frank."

The reason is apparent: Davis was a known communist who belonged to a party subservient to the Soviet Union. In fact, the 1951 report of the Commission on Subversive Activities to the Legislature of the Territory of Hawaii identified him as a CPUSA member. What's more, anti-communist congressional committees, including the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC), accused Davis of involvement in several communist-front organizations.

Trevor Loudon, a New Zealand-based libertarian activist, researcher and blogger, noted evidence that "Frank" was Frank Marshall Davis in a posting in March of 2007.

Obama's communist connection adds to mounting public concern about a candidate who has come out of virtually nowhere, with a brief U.S. Senate legislative record, to become the Democratic Party frontrunner for the U.S. presidency. In the latest Real Clear Politics poll average, Obama beats Republican John McCain by almost four percentage points.

AIM recently disclosed that Obama has well-documented socialist connections, which help explain why he sponsored a "Global Poverty Act" designed to send hundreds of billions of dollars of U.S. foreign aid to the rest of the world, in order to meet U.N. demands. The bill has passed the House and a Senate committee, and awaits full Senate action.

But the Communist Party connection through Davis is even more ominous. Decades ago, the CPUSA had tens of thousands of members, some of them covert agents who had penetrated the U.S. Government. It received secret subsidies from the old Soviet Union.

You won't find any of this discussed in the David Mendell book, Obama: From Promise to Power. It is typical of the superficial biographies of Obama now on the market. Secret smoking seems to be Obama's most controversial activity. At best, Mendell and the liberal media describe Obama as "left-leaning."

But you will find it briefly discussed, sort of, in Obama's own book, Dreams From My Father. He writes about "a poet named Frank," who visited them in Hawaii, read poetry, and was full of "hard-earned knowledge" and advice. Who was Frank? Obama only says that he had "some modest notoriety once," was "a contemporary of Richard Wright and Langston Hughes during his years in Chicago..." but was now "pushing eighty." He writes about "Frank and his old Black Power dashiki self" giving him advice before he left for Occidental College in 1979 at the age of 18.

This "Frank" is none other than Frank Marshall Davis, the black communist writer now considered by some to be in the same category of prominence as Maya Angelou and Alice Walker. In the summer/fall 2003 issue of African American Review, James A. Miller of George Washington University reviews a book by John Edgar Tidwell, a professor at the University of Kansas, about Davis's career, and notes, "In Davis's case, his political commitments led him to join the American Communist Party during the middle of World War II-even though he never publicly admitted his Party membership." Tidwell is an expert on the life and writings of Davis.

Is it possible that Obama did not know who Davis was when he wrote his book, Dreams From My Father, first published in 1995? That's not plausible since Obama refers to him as a contemporary of Richard Wright and Langston Hughes and says he saw a book of his black poetry.

The communists knew who "Frank" was, and they know who Obama is. In fact, one academic who travels in communist circles understands the significance of the Davis-Obama relationship.

Professor Gerald Horne, a contributing editor of the Communist Party journal Political Affairs, talked about it during a speech last March at the reception of the Communist Party USA archives at the Tamiment Library at New York University. The remarks are posted online under the headline, "Rethinking the History and Future of the Communist Party."

Horne, a history professor at the University of Houston, noted that Davis, who moved to Honolulu from Kansas in 1948 "at the suggestion of his good friend Paul Robeson," came into contact with Barack Obama and his family and became the young man's mentor, influencing Obama's sense of identity and career moves. Robeson, of course, was the well-known black actor and singer who served as a member of the CPUSA and apologist for the old Soviet Union. Davis had known Robeson from his time in Chicago.

As Horne describes it, Davis "befriended" a "Euro-American family" that had "migrated to Honolulu from Kansas and a young woman from this family eventually had a child with a young student from Kenya East Africa who goes by the name of Barack Obama, who retracing the steps of Davis eventually decamped to Chicago."

It was in Chicago that Obama became a "community organizer" and came into contact with more far-left political forces, including the Democratic Socialists of America, which maintains close ties to European socialist groups and parties through the Socialist International (SI), and two former members of the Students for a Democratic Society (SDS), William Ayers and Carl Davidson.

The SDS laid siege to college campuses across America in the 1960s, mostly in order to protest the Vietnam War, and spawned the terrorist Weather Underground organization. Ayers was a member of the terrorist group and turned himself in to authorities in 1981. He is now a college professor and served with Obama on the board of the Woods Fund of Chicago. Davidson is now a figure in the Committees of Correspondence for Democracy and Socialism, an offshoot of the old Moscow-controlled CPUSA, and helped organize the 2002 rally where Obama came out against the Iraq War.

Both communism and socialism trace their roots to Karl Marx, co-author of the Communist Manifesto, who endorsed the first meeting of the Socialist International, then called the "First International." According to Pierre Mauroy, president of the SI from 1992-1996, "It was he [Marx] who formally launched it, gave the inaugural address and devised its structure..."

Apparently unaware that Davis had been publicly named as a CPUSA member, Horne said only that Davis "was certainly in the orbit of the CP [Communist Party]-if not a member..."

In addition to Tidwell's book, Black Moods: Collected Poems of Frank Marshall Davis, confirming Davis's Communist Party membership, another book, The New Red Negro: The Literary Left and African American Poetry, 1930-1946, names Davis as one of several black poets who continued to publish in CPUSA-supported publications after the 1939 Hitler-Stalin non-aggression pact. The author, James Edward Smethurst, associate professor of Afro-American studies at the University of Massachusetts-Amherst, says that Davis, however, would later claim that he was "deeply troubled" by the pact.

While blacks such as Richard Wright left the CPUSA, it is not clear if or when Davis ever left the party.

However, Obama writes in Dreams From My Father that he saw "Frank" only a few days before he left Hawaii for college, and that Davis seemed just as radical as ever. Davis called college "An advanced degree in compromise" and warned Obama not to forget his "people" and not to "start believing what they tell you about equal opportunity and the American way and all that shit." Davis also complained about foot problems, the result of "trying to force African feet into European shoes," Obama wrote.

For his part, Horne says that Obama's giving of credit to Davis will be important in history. "At some point in the future, a teacher will add to her syllabus Barack's memoir and instruct her students to read it alongside Frank Marshall Davis' equally affecting memoir, Living the Blues and when that day comes, I'm sure a future student will not only examine critically the Frankenstein monsters that US imperialism created in order to subdue Communist parties but will also be moved to come to this historic and wonderful archive in order to gain insight on what has befallen this complex and intriguing planet on which we reside," he said.

Dr. Kathryn Takara, a professor of Interdisciplinary Studies at the University of Hawaii at Manoa who also confirms that Davis is the "Frank" in Obama's book, did her dissertation on Davis and spent much time with him between 1972 until he passed away in 1987.

In an analysis posted online, she notes that Davis, who was a columnist for the Honolulu Record, brought "an acute sense of race relations and class struggle throughout America and the world" and that he openly discussed subjects such as American imperialism, colonialism and exploitation. She described him as a "socialist realist" who attacked the work of the House Un-American Activities Committee.

Davis, in his own writings, had said that Robeson and Harry Bridges, the head of the International Longshore and Warehouse Union (ILWU) and a secret member of the CPUSA, had suggested that he take a job as a columnist with the Honolulu Record "and see if I could do something for them." The ILWU was organizing workers there and Robeson's contacts were "passed on" to Davis, Takara writes.

Takara says that Davis "espoused freedom, radicalism, solidarity, labor unions, due process, peace, affirmative action, civil rights, Negro History week, and true Democracy to fight imperialism, colonialism, and white supremacy. He urged coalition politics."

Is "coalition politics" at work in Obama's rise to power?

Trevor Loudon, the New Zealand-based blogger who has been analyzing the political forces behind Obama and specializes in studying the impact of Marxist and leftist political organizations, notes that Frank Chapman, a CPUSA supporter, has written a letter to the party newspaper hailing the Illinois senator's victory in the Iowa caucuses.

"Obama's victory was more than a progressive move; it was a dialectical leap ushering in a qualitatively new era of struggle," Chapman wrote. "Marx once compared revolutionary struggle with the work of the mole, who sometimes burrows so far beneath the ground that he leaves no trace of his movement on the surface. This is the old revolutionary ‘mole,' not only showing his traces on the surface but also breaking through."

Let's challenge the liberal media to report on this. Will they have the honesty and integrity to do so? "

Cliff Kincaid is the Editor of the AIM Report and can be reached at

If you want to see and read the original article at Accuracy in Media, with its many verification links included in the body of the report... Go Here...

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Go Hillary.....

Now Sir...I imagine that there be a few regular readers out there readin that heading, and knowin how the Cookie feels about the Hildebeast are sayin...WTF?

Well Sir...if'n ya read the last post, you'll be understandin that this Obama asshole is WORSE...MUCH WORSE than Hillary. Not only is he the most Liberal Senator there ever has been...he's all for infanticide. I don't care what legal or constitutional name ya wanna put on it...if yur for killing infants that are alive at the moment of a partial birth abortion (read the previous post)...that's infanticide...and it sickens me beyond belief...

Now mam...since I obviously don't like Shillary...she is the "Lesser of Two Evils", and until the Democratic primaries are decided one way or t'other...I gotta hope folks realize just what Obama and his wife who has "never been proud of her own country" stand here are some of my parting shots at Hillary that I've been saving and just hate to waste...

So...if'n yur a Democrat...and gotta vote fer fer Hillary in the primaries (Damn...I never EVER thought I would ever type those wurds)....and please...PLEASE...research Obama and his entire voting record and his wife's and his failed patriotism...

Oh...what the more shot.....

Commemorative Stamp

The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements. The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the "Hillary" postage was not being delivered.

This enraged Senator Clinton, demanded a FULL investigation! A special Postal Service Investigation Team was formed, and after several months and many dollars spent, published the following findings:

The stamp was manufactured properly.

There was nothing wrong with the glue/adhesive.

People were just spitting on the wrong side.


Well Sir...Y'all knew in yur hearts that sumthin like this had to happen sooner or later... especially with Obama beating Hillary in so many primaries....

Politics is a rough and dirty game where the stakes are very way or the other....

I cain't help but wonder if'n anybody will check into it.....
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Monday, February 18, 2008

Ask yurself this question...

Well anybody who reads this blog on a regular basis knows, 1) I dislike the Hildebeast completely, and 2) I not only dislike Obama more than Hillary, but he scares the living hell right outta me, and 3) I'm a very Pro-Life person, so...when I read this post over at Blowing San #1, by Subvet...I just had to re-post it...

I'm with Jesus on this one.

Hard to admit, but this asshole scares me more than Hillary.

Washington DC, Feb 16, 2008 / 05:35 am (CNA).- A pro-life nurse is seconding a statement made by Alan Keyes that Jesus Christ would not vote for Barack Obama, pointing to his support for infanticide.

Jill Stanek is a nurse who discovered babies were being aborted alive and shelved to die in soiled utility rooms while working at a hospital in Illinois and since has been a strong advocate against partial-birth and live-birth abortions.

According to her commentary on, Stanek explains why Keyes made his statement.

At the federal level, legislation was presented called the Born Alive Infants Protection Act (BAIPA) which stated all live-born babies were guaranteed the same constitutional right to equal protection, whether or not they were wanted.

BAIPA sailed through the U.S. Senate by unanimous vote and by an overwhelming majority in the House. President Bush signed the bill into law in 2002.

Stanek wrote that, “in Illinois, the state version of BAIPA repeatedly failed, thanks in large part to then-state Sen. Barack Obama. It only passed in 2005, after Obama left.”

“Obama articulately worried that legislation protecting live aborted babies might infringe on women's rights or abortionists' rights. Obama's clinical discourse, his lack of mercy, shocked me. I was naive back then. Obama voted against the measure, twice. It ultimately failed.”

“So, the reason Keyes said Jesus Christ wouldn't vote for Barack Obama was because of Obama's fanatical support of abortion to the point of condoning infanticide.”

In a recent USA Today opinion piece, Obama admitted being "nagged" by the Jesus-wouldn't-vote-for-him statement, but only because he wished he'd given a different comeback.

Obama’s initial response, as stated in USA Today was “that we live in a pluralistic society, and that I can't impose my religious views on another.” He added that he was running to be the U.S. senator of Illinois, and not a minister.

Stanek summarized Obama’s second response saying that “Obama insinuated opposition to abortion is based only on religion, lecturing pro-lifers like me to ‘explain why abortion violates some principle that is accessible to people of all faiths, including those with no faith at all.’”

“I don't recall mentioning religion when I testified against live-birth abortion. I only recall describing a live aborted baby I held in a hospital soiled utility room until he died, and a live aborted baby who was accidentally thrown into the trash,” she told WorldNetDaily.

Yet, Stanek pointed out that religion was never part of the abortion ban debate. “I recall comparisons made to U.S. laws ensuring animals being killed are treated humanely. I recall testimony that late-term babies feel excruciating pain while being aborted.”

Stanek concluded by asking Obama, why do “you think Jesus should vote for you?”


Thanks Subvet for that great post.....

Whether you personally believe that Jesus Christ was the Son of God, or just a real nice guy who taught good things to his followers....just ask yourself that question...

"Would Jesus vote for someone who condoned and furthered these horrible practices?"

Watch out fer this baby at Walmart....


...anuther good Irish joke....courtesy of MightyMom...

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father McNamara.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?'

She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'

The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'

She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'

The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband.'

She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.'

They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again.

The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'

She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'

The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?'

She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!'

The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving husband doing?'

She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer candle.'

A story I heard...

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?'


Well Sir...bout twenty five year or so ago, I was up in northern Canada, Nakina, Ontario to be exact, and was fishin a Lake we had to be flown into. While there, I heard a Ray Stevens song I absolutely loved...and over the years sorta fergot bout it...TILL NOW!

My good amiga Susan Gertson just sent me this here great video of that song...

"The Day the Squirrel went berzerk in the 1st South Baptist Church of Pascagoula..."



...and here be a very low-tech, but exact, Irish DUI test....

....and yet anuther low tech device with extremely accurate results....


The "Hit-Man".....

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'

'Sure,' they said, 'you're welcome.' So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, 'What do you do for a living?'

'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.

'You're joking!' was the response.

'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. 'Here are my tools.'

'That's a beautiful telescopic sight,' said the other friend, 'Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.' So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked !! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her......He's naked, too!!!

He turned to the hit man, 'How much do you charge for a hit?'

'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.'

'Can you do two for me now?'

'Sure, what do you want?'

'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.' 'Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.'

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. 'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend impatiently.

'Just be patient,' said the hit man calmly, 'I think I can save you a grand here!


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, With a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.


If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying.
6. Then hit this link
________________________________ math wizards out there...tell me how this one is done. I've solved part of it but cain't figure out the rest.....just follow the simple directions....

Gotta thank "Charlie the Cop", Susan Gertson and M. Mancuso fer sendin these along....

Sunday, February 17, 2008

How to become a "Cork Soaker"....

Well case any of ya out there ever wondered about wineries and how corks are soaked...this'll answer all yur questions....

Y'all can thank "Charlie the Cop" fer sendin this informative video along to us....

I've known this fer years.... It used to be called "King Baby Syndrome"....and it perfectly describes every Liberal I've ever met....

Dr. Lyle Rossiter says that liberals are actually insane:

"Based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, modern liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded," says Dr. Lyle Rossiter, author of the new book, "The Liberal Mind: The Psychological Causes of Political Madness." "Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave."...

"The roots of liberalism – and its associated madness – can be clearly identified by understanding how children develop from infancy to adulthood and how distorted development produces the irrational beliefs of the liberal mind," he says. "When the modern liberal mind whines about imaginary victims, rages against imaginary villains and seeks above all else to run the lives of persons competent to run their own lives, the neurosis of the liberal mind becomes painfully obvious."