Some Saturday Satire & Humor...

...and, I definately gotta get me one of these here next T-shirts. Since I entertain alot at the old hacienda and cookout on the BBQ, I'll wear it at one of those functions.

WARNING...ADULT CONTENT AHEAD!!







_____________________________________

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 m.p.h., enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him,
lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and
pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
___________________________________

How many of Y'all can relate t'this....

"The Baby Boomers Battle Hymn"

How the pressures and stress's of being President age a person.

But first, it is only now being discovered the after effects of the Swine Flu.

WARNING...PARTIAL NUDITY!













______________________________________


OK, here be how being President ages a person.











...and this is what Michelle and her hubby will probably look like at the end of his tenure as Prez.



God only knows what the hell the rest of us are gonna look like!

Here be some great patriotic music fer all you old service men, or just appreciate good music.

We'll begin with one of Cookie's favorites....



...and here be the "Original" US Air Force Hymn....





..and Ya cain't ferget these here guys. They risk their lives daily to save many a distressed ship at sea...The United States Coast Guard.



...and encore and the Marine Corps Hymn...and some great photygraff's...



...and, since as a Navy Seabee, I trained with, worked with and fought with these guys, here's a special tribute to the United States Marines. One GREAT group of couragious men & women.



...and finally, one of the most beautifull renditions of "The Battle Hymn of The Republic" I've ever heard. Performed by The Mormon Tabernacle Choir.



Certain folks in this Great Nation (and you know who you are) need to get back to their roots and the spirit this song represents. Take yur heads out of yur ass's, start using the Common Sense that God gave y'all and Stop blaming America for everything and remember where we came from...and most importantly, Where we're going....