Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Thoisday thuds....

Got a long blogpost t'day, so get a cup a joe, yur "hair of the dog", or yur "eye opener", sit back and enjoy and listen.

Susan Gertson shows us this comparison....

Their Guy....Putin.

**Click on Pictures to Enlarge**

Our Guy...Obozo

Like I've said before, We are SOOOO Screwed!

Great Disclaimer!

Thanks Susan fer sending us that!

"Oh Look! A Snake!

Thanks "Fish" frum Kentucky.

...and John Keating sends us some real catchy Ads.

Sign on a London Air Conditioning Truck:

And on a Plumber’s Truck:

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels." (read it again)
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in. "
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a Church's billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee
"Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Works fer me it does.....

Thank ya Texas Sue.....

Archie Bunker on Democrats.....Good old Archie!


Some entertainment...

Betcha The Chief woulda joined right in had he been there!

This is indeed delightful!

On Saturday, April 24th, 2010, over thirty members of the Opera Company of Philadelphia Chorus and principal cast members from the upcoming production of La Traviata converged on the Reading Terminal Market Italian Festival. Wearing street clothes and blending in with the crowd, the artists swung into action as the first orchestral strains of the famed opera were piped through the market, giving a rousing, surprise performance for hundreds of delighted onlookers who were there to enjoy the Italian delicacies and the everyday treats that the Reading Terminal Market has to offer. The four-minute piece drew an overwhelming crowd, and won a thunderous ovation that included both laughter and tears from the audience.


Oh Yeah.....

Cookies vote'n philosophy, "If'n yur an incumbent...YUR OUTTA THERE!"

(One of the few things me and "The Chief" agree on politically.)

CowBoy Pencil Art.


They do things right down in Texas!

Monday, September 06, 2010

Some "Shrimp on the Barbie"

Well Sir, fer Labor Day, Mrs. Cookie and myself had a few friends over fer some "Shrimp on the Barbie">

A few tips fer any of Y'all that have never done it and wanna try it.

1st) Use Raw, Deviened, shelled Shrimp.

2nd) Make a baste up of 1 stick of melted Butter, a tsp of Old Bay Seasoning, and a little Garlic Powder if thats t'yur like'n.

3rd) Set you BBQ or Grill to a medium heat. A heat you can hold your hand over for 4 seconds.

4th) Baste yur shrimp on one side before placing basted side on grill.

5th) Place on grill, wait a minute, turn them, baste again, wait a minute, turn again, baste agian and so on. Only cook the shrimp till they turn white and completely lose their translucent look. Take them off IMMEDIATELY! They're done!