Thoisday thuds....
Got a long blogpost t'day, so get a cup a joe, yur "hair of the dog", or yur "eye opener", sit back and enjoy and listen.
Susan Gertson shows us this comparison....
Their Guy....Putin.
**Click on Pictures to Enlarge**
**Click on Pictures to Enlarge**
Our Guy...Obozo
Like I've said before, We are SOOOO Screwed!
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Great Disclaimer!
Thanks Susan fer sending us that!
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"Oh Look! A Snake!
Thanks "Fish" frum Kentucky.
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...and John Keating sends us some real catchy Ads.
Sign on a London Air Conditioning Truck:
STIFF NIPPLES AIR CONDITIONING
And on a Plumber’s Truck:
A FLUSH BEATS A FULL HOUSE IN OUR BUSINESS
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels." (read it again)
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in. "
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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Works fer me it does.....
Thank ya Texas Sue.....
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Archie Bunker on Democrats.....Good old Archie!
_______________________________________
_________________________________________
Great Disclaimer!
Thanks Susan fer sending us that!
_______________________________________
"Oh Look! A Snake!
Thanks "Fish" frum Kentucky.
____________________________________________
...and John Keating sends us some real catchy Ads.
Sign on a London Air Conditioning Truck:
STIFF NIPPLES AIR CONDITIONING
And on a Plumber’s Truck:
A FLUSH BEATS A FULL HOUSE IN OUR BUSINESS
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."
**************************
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels." (read it again)
**************************
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
**************************
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in. "
**************************
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
**************************
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
**************************
On a Church's billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
**************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee
"Invite us to your next blowout."
**************************
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
**************************
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
******** ******************
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
**************************
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
**************************
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
**************************
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
**************************
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
**************************
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
**************************
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
**************************
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
**************************
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
**************************
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
**************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
**************************
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
**************************
And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
**********************
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
_____________________________________
Works fer me it does.....
Thank ya Texas Sue.....
________________________________________
Archie Bunker on Democrats.....Good old Archie!
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posted by Cookie..... @ 4:50 PM
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