LOOK OUT..old Cookie's on a rant today..What in hell's happened to our value's??

Well Sir....I began this day by visitin the blogs of all a my online blog-buddies...and the first thing I see is about that WaPo asshole named William Arkin slamming our fine troops fighting and dying over in Iraq and Afghanistan (See previous post)....

...then...as I proceed on...I get to Signal 94 and read about a Harlem street thats gonna be named after a cop killer...

Well Sir....go HERE to read the story...and if ya really think this is a travesty...go HERE and sign a petition against it....

Now Dammit all to hell....I ain't talkin about the issue's of free speech here...I'm just wonderin where the hell have our basic values of right and wrong gone to.....

May God continue to Bless us...cause we sure as hell need it with these idiots around....

...AND...if'n ya wanna get even more pissed off...get on over to Michelle Malkin and read about how that lowly scumbag of a newsprint publication, the NY Times ran an article AND an on-line video of/about the death of an American GI....BEFORE THE FAMILY WAS NOTIFIED....

I saw the video of the Sgt's death...and its graffic...it should not have been put on the Internet PERIOD...for any reason.....and folks...it's still up on the NYT website....Damn their hides....

Cookie

Now Sir...if'n this don't just piss ya off.....

Well Sir...looks like that "Ass*&%#" William Arkin of the WaPo is really out of touch with reality...

As an old DAV...this guy just really makes me sick...

Found this over at HotAir.com and The Dread Pundit Bluto....watch the clip.......

Some Artwork frum the Big Guy upstairs....

Well Sir...I know these beautiful scenes are a might differant frum the usual photygraff's posted by the Cookie...but I liked em so much...just had t'share em with y'all...

Thank ya Sue Gertson fer sharin em with me....

A couple a OBG's fer y'all....

Well Sir...we'll start with a blonde joke.....

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

“It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as persons.”

“Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little smart-ass on your knee!”

First Sex...


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first
time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were
this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist."

Just a little comedic PotPourri.....

Well Sir...got a somewhat busy day here at the Cookshack...so's I'll just post a few photygraffs that y'all might just get a chuckle or two outta....

BE WARNED...this here first picture could just make ya blind, cause ya t'loose yur appetite (or yur breakfast).....or even cause ya t'suffer psychological problems such as PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) later on....

R RATED....

A new standard of measurement..... TBO...

Well Sir...As some a ya may have read in yesterday's post....this here Cookie had a nice lunch yesterday with The Dread Pundit Bluto, Sig frum Signal 94, and his High and Honorable Imperial Correspondent... LC Jackboot frum The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler.

Now Mam....if'n ya read that there post...then ya know that I came away frum lunch with a small resentment...that being the fact that all three of them scurvy blighters ordered sumthin the Cookie cain't eat...and that be Steak.....that's cause I ain't got no teeth (remember...I'm frum upstate New York and I fit right in).

So matey's...after puttin up me post...all three a them dastardly, belching and fartin shipmates just had to bust the Cookie's balls bout how great, tastey and succulent their steaks were.... specially the Bluto man...talkin about orgasm's on his tongue as he slowly chewed each piece a the perfectly done meat....

Well Sir...I wanted t'tell Mr. Bluto just where to put his succulent, perfectly cooked steak...but, since it's gonna wind up in the same place anyhow, it's a moot point.....

Now...what Bluto did do by talkin about "orgasm's on his tongue" was to remind the Cookie of somethin I once heard from a truly great chef here in the upstate area, Rob Gallante'. He once used the term TBO to describe how great a meal was. When I asked him what TBO meant...he answered..... "Taste Bud Orgasm".....

So mates...frum here on out...this here Cookie will rate both my own recipe's...and those of others that are submitted...by a standard based on 1 to 5 TBO's...5 being the best...I mean afterall...5 orgasm's in one meal(or night) is a real good night...right mates???

Y'all take care and God Bless....Cookie

..."and a bunch a the boys was whoopin it up at the Malamute Saloon"...

Well Sir...had me real nice day I did....even if'n I did come away with a small resentment. Yupper... The Dread Pundit Bluto, Signal 94, LC Jackboot and myself managed t'get together fer a nice lunch up here in the wild's of upstate New York.

...Now Mam...Sig and TDP Bluto (bloggers of no small renown) put together the lunch so's we could all meet LC Jackboot....and a hell of a nice guy he is BTW.

Naturally, we all talked pretty much about our blogs, bloggin experiences, some politics and generally just a gettin t'know each other.

Now Sir....come t'find out, old LC and myself got quite a bit in common with each other...really...quite a bit...havin to do with our Military experiences, duty stations, educations and various vocations we've had in our lives....but fer the sake of LC's anonymity...I won't go inta any of it...too bad.....there be a great many similarities and coincidences.....

Anyhow...my resentment comes from the fact that all a these wise guys ordered the one thing this here old Cookie loves....but cain't eat....STEAK!!! Remember...I ain't got no teeth and cain't afford em.....so...whilst I had t'be satisfied with a Covered Meatball Sandwich (which wasn't too bad mind ya)...they was eatin NY Strip's and large Philly Cheese Steaks sammies...Damn! That hurt guys...I mean really hurt....

I'll remember this come the next large BBQ I put t'gether fer my friends...trust me...I got sumthin in mind fer payback mates.....

...with my stomach still growlin and the snow still blowin...Y'all take care now....Cookie

...and fer Dessert we have....

Well Sir...as an Insulin Dependent Diabetic I ain't supposed to partake of these here desserts...but I might just make an exception in this case....

Chocolate Decadence By Sue Gertson

Cooking spray
1/2 cup plus 3 tablespoons sugar
1/4 cup 2% reduced-fat milk
2 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons unsweetened cocoa
1 1/2 tablespoons butter
1/2 ounce unsweetened chocolate, chopped
5 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 large egg white
8 teaspoons semisweet chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 350-degrees F.

Lightly coat muffin tin with cooking spray, and sprinkle 3/4 teaspoon sugar into each of the tins, shaking and turning to coat. Set prepared tins aside.

Combine 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons sugar, milk, and cocoa in a small saucepan, stirring well with a whisk. Bring to a boil over medium heat. Cook 30 seconds or until sugar dissolves, stirring constantly. Remove from heat; add the butter and 1/2 ounce unsweetened chocolate. Stir until the chocolate melts and mixture is smooth. Cool chocolate mixture 10 minutes.

Add flour, vanilla, salt, and egg white to chocolate mixture, stirring with a whisk just until blended. Spoon 2 tablespoons chocolate mixture into each tin, and top each with 2 teaspoons chocolate chips. Divide the remaining chocolate mixture evenly among tins, spreading to cover the chocolate chips. Bake at 350-degrees F for 20 minutes or until barely set. Cool for 10 minutes. Invert onto dessert plates. Serve warm.

Diesel Boats Forever...by Tommy Cox...

Well Sir...fer all you old "Bubbleheads" out there who just might be a visitin the Cookie...here be some memories fer ya.... Turn Yur Sound On......

....I first saw this over at Myrons Random Thoughts.... Thanks Mate....



...and BTW mates...I've got a real good Navy buddy named Bob Snogles who served on the Sam Houston, SSBN 609 frum about 1965-70 as an MM2. He's not in good health and would like to hear from any a his old shipmates that might be readin this. Contact me at Thecookshack@aol.com and I'll put you in touch with him...Thanks Mates....

Sunday Sundries.....

Well Sir...just a few various and sundry photygraffs, startin with the newest Democrat initiated "Unbinding Resolution" regardin Iraq.....