Saturday, October 10, 2009

Cookie is really, REALLY pissed about this Obomanation!

Grumpy Bear

Well Sir, as Y'all know, aside from posting Political Cartoons usually regard'n "The OBO", Pelosi, Reid and thier insane ilk, I try to publish mostly humor, and comedy relief so's folks can take a break from all the bullshit going on in this country and around the world.

However, I was just sent an article by a fellow "Oathkeeper" (see the Oathkeeper icon/link on the right side bar of this blog) that absolutely caused my blood to boil and definitely raised my already high blood pressure to an altitude somewhere in the stratosphere!

Below is a flag actually being flown by a UAW (United Auto Workers) Union hall in Kokomo, IN.

Now Sir, since our illustrious Supreme Court has previously ruled that burning the flag is OK, this is the first time in Cookie's life that I believe I would DEFINATELY burn this atrocity of a "flag"!!

A little history about the Cookie. My deceased stepfather was a past President of the UAW and a more honorable, patriotic and fair man you couldn't meet. In his later years, he was very active getting various legislation(s) passed that, to this day, help and protect senior citizens and the elderly. I know that were he still alive and see this, he would cry, as would any good man or woman who has ever taken the Oath to "Protect and Defend" The Constitution of the United States of America". To me, this is a most GROSS desecration of our flag and borders on treason in my book. Let me know what you think.

BTW folks This 'flag' is being sold on e-bay, make your displeasure known.

The "flag" is available for sale out of Arizona. Here's Arizona's law concerning such claptrap (13-3703. Abuse of venerated objects; classification):

2. In any manner likely to provoke immediate physical retaliation:

(a) Exhibiting or displaying, placing or causing to be placed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing or advertisement of any nature upon a flag or exposing or causing to be exposed to public view a flag upon which there is printed, painted or otherwise produced or to which there is attached, appended or annexed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing or advertisement; or

(b) Exposing to public view, manufacturing, selling, offering to sell, giving or having in possession for any purpose any article of merchandise or receptacle for holding or carrying merchandise upon or to which there is printed, painted, placed or attached any flag in order to advertise, call attention to, decorate, mark or distinguish the article or substance; or

(c) Casting contempt upon, mutilating, defacing, defiling, burning, trampling or otherwise dishonoring or causing to bring dishonor upon a flag.

2. "Flag" means any emblem, banner or other symbol, of any size, composed of any substance or represented on any substance that evidently purports to be the flag of the United States or of this state. (Emphasis added)

If anyone reading this who is a past or present Law Enforcement Officer, present or past Military, or who has ever taken the Constitutional Oath for any reason, click on the "Oathkeepers" icon in my right sidebar and check us out, and if you'd like, please join us. Our motto is very simple, "Not on My Watch!"

I see some very bad times ahead in our country!

Saturday Comic relief

Now Sir, here be some great idear's fer T-Shirt slogans...


Sume interest'n's.


Got this next one frum my good buddy "Patrick". Thanks Pat!!

I was on my way to deposit some of my money at Lowe's Home Improvement this morning to do my part to stimulate the economy and I found myself behind this little car bearing a bumper sticker that read:

"We did it! - Obama / Biden'

Well, as luck would have it she pulled along side of me at a red light about a half mile down the road. I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumbs up. She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!"

She thanked me and I quickly added, "It's good that you are taking responsibility for your mistake!"

She gave me the finger and drove off -- Humorless Bitch.


On a more serious note, my buddy "Fish" frum down Kentucky way sent me this here beautiful piece by "The Ten Tenors". Enjoy!!

Friday, October 09, 2009

Talent frum Amarillo, Tx. and "Laser Pens" Warnin!!

Gotta give a BIG Thanks to Susan Gertson frum Eagle Lake, TX fer share'n that one with us!

Watch fer them thar "Laser Pans"!!


"The Atheist and the Bear", a couple a "toons" and... "Get'n it in the can!"

The power of prayer!

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out,

'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

Gotta Thank "The Chief" fer send'n me that good one....


Wednesday, October 07, 2009

"Hear Our Cry Obama"

I just saw this over at "Sig's" place and it made me ill, as I'm sure it will most of you that don't drink the "cool-aid". What absolutely fucking fools!!!


Just some Wednesday "toons" & pix...

Well Sir, the other day I posted some lookalike photygraffs of some famous (and infamous) people. Well, ya might know it, the next day the "Chief" e-mailed me and stated that I had left one set of pix out, sooo, here they be. Whatcha think? Does the Cookie look like old Wilford Brimely or not?


Hmmm...well, it ain't exactly a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but it is a pot all right...

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Rich Autumn Pork Stew with Beer.

Well Sir, here be one of the best stew recipe's the Cookie man has had in a long time, Rich Autumn Pork Stew with Beer.

Now Sir, I really wish I could take the credit fer this here GREAT fall dish, but alas, I can't. I cut it out of The Parade Magazine a week or so ago and cooked it up this past weekend, and WOW, what a great flavored stew. Our guests and ourselves just loved the flavor! It was so good I figured I had t'pass it along to Y'all, especially this here time of the year.

Rich Autumn Pork Stew with Beer

2 lbs. boneless Pork shoulder, cut into 1 1/2 inch pieces.
Salt & Pepper
6 Tablespoons Olive Oil
3 medium onions, diced
2 medium carrots, diced.
2 medium apples, peeled and cut into 1/2 inch pieces
4-5 garlic cloves, minced
1 Bay leaf
1 can of diced Tomatoes
2 cups of Chicken Broth
1 12 oz. bottle of dark beer ( I used Guinness Extra Stout)
2 Tablespoons of Brown Sugar
Cooked Buttered Egg Noodles

1) Season the Pork pieces with Salt & Pepper. Heat 4 Tablespoons of Olive Oil in a heavy casserole ( I use cast for better flavor). Brown the Pork well, in batches if necessary. Remove to a bowl.

2) Wipe casserole clean and heat the remaining Olive Oil over Low Heat.Add the onions, carrots and apples. Stir until softened (about 10-12 minutes). Add the minced garlic in the last 3 minutes. Stir in all the remaining ingredients (except the Egg Noodle). Return the browned Pork and any juices to the casserole.

3) Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer, partially covered, stirring, until the meat is very tender, about 1 1/2 hours. Discard the Bay leaf and adjust the seasoning to your tastes. Serve over the buttered Egg Noodles.

Mmmmmm Mmmm!!

Enjoy (and I'm sure you will).