Saturday, May 20, 2006

...More nayborhood pictures....


Well Sir...its rainin agin here in the northeast...so...guess its a good day t'just introduce y'all t'some more of the nayborhood I live next to here in upstate New York...so here goes....

This here's Betty Sue....she spectin agin...this be her third child and she said she ain't figured out yet just what's causin it........now...this youngin is her daughter, Betty Sue...kid really creeps me out fer some reason.....


Y'all gotta understand that this here county I live in...Oswego County, New York...is a real rural, wooded and Adirondack upstate County and...as most of y'all probably know...we have some very long, hard...and very snowy winters up here in this part of the nation...usually sets a snow record of some kind every year...anyway...the winters are very long and hard...and this leads to some families really gettin to know each other more intimately...if'n y'all knows what I means...


Now this here is Betty Sue's grandmother, Betty Sue....it's rumored that she got an "Evil Eye"...but ain't nuthin ever been proved....

...and this is their family homestead...I just hates rich folks don't you...just gotta flawnt all their money and good fortune....


...I gotta say this though....this was a real run down nayborhood several years back...but since Betty Sue and her family moved in...things have improved somewhat....

Damn...I dang near almost furgot bout Betty Sue's younger sister...Betsy Sue....here be her picture.....

...happy kid she is....seems to always be a smilin like this...claps her hands and jumps up and down alot to...specially when Father Marphy comes around fer a visit...that's about once a week.....she really gets along well with him fer some reason......

Father Marphy says that this child needs alot of "spiritual healin" and he specailizes in "layin on the hands" as treatment. He only gives individual treatment's though...duzn't believe in what he calls group therapy...so's they both spend alot of time t'gether...just the two of em while he "Lays on the Hands"...Here's his picture.....


...its my understandin that he's givin some treatment's to Betty Sue (she's the one havin her third kid) as well...I think she said she's gotten three treatments or so...but she told me that every time he gives her treatments...she starts gettin sick every mornin about a month or so after the treatments....so she said she's gonna find another holy man to help her....

...Oh ya....almost furgot agin bout anuther family member of theirs...this here be Fester, one of Betty Sue's younger bruther's....nice kid he is...but he's always got a real bad case of Bad Breath...man...I cain't tell y'all just how bad it is...y'all just gotta take my wurd fer it....


...I'm a thinkin that's his twin bruther Lester in the bed next t'him.....in fact...they look so much alike...the only way t'tell em all apart is that Fester always has that bad breath...whewww......

Well...guess there be time fer one more picture....Betty Sue was tellin me that as of late...her diswasher ain't been doin the good job that it used to...but the found a remedy t'fix that...and that's one of their family dogs....Betty Sue...here she is makin shur the dishes come out clean.....


Well Sir...thats nuff fer now...so's y'all take care and God Bless.......

Thursday, May 18, 2006

...Why they were called " Pig Boats"... a nostalgic looksee....

I thought fer those old bubbleheads that might enjoy stir'n up some memories...I'd put t'gether this here post about the "Guppy's".....and fer those who never had the priviledge to see what a WWII "Fleet-Boat" submarine was like...here are some photygraphs fer y'all....


When I found this pic...it was labeled the Foward Torpedo Room...but I only see four(4) tubes...at any rate...we all know what it is....it's one of the Kick-Ass business ends of the submarine (fleet boats had a Forward and Aft Torpedo rooms). There was sleeping bunks fer 10-16 men and an Escape Trunk, a Head (toilet)...as well as a compliment of torpedos....

Fer those of you unfamiliar with the old deisel boats...there were nine(9) compartment...so naturally I'm gonna start at the bow...that's the picture yur lookin at now. The next compartment was the Forward Battery..."Officers Country". I don't have any pix because it was comprised of Staterooms fer the Captain and Officers, a Radio Room...as well as a Wardroom. Ya really didn't want to go there...it usually meant an ass chewin fer somethin ya did wrong (at least that was the case fer this bubblehead)...so ya just passed through on yur way frum the Forward Torpedo Room to the Control Room....Oh...and BTW...under the deck (floor)...there be one huge ass set of batteries that stored the electrical power to run the boat's electric drive motors and anything else electrical.....

...how many of y'all out there remember standin this watch on the Bow and Stern planes.....


Here's a couple a pix...memories..oh memories. Now what the Bow and Stern planes did was control the Dive and the angle of the boat underwater (sorta like underwater wings fer the submarine)...Bow planes on the right...Stern planes on the left. You would use those gauges to set yur depth and control the angle of the boat. The OOD (Officer of the Deck) would give an order somethin like this "....set for 2 degree's down bubble"...and yur response was ..."2 degree's down bubble aye Sir"...or "make your depth periscope depth"...about 60 feet if'n I recall correctly.

OK...continuin on...y'all will notice that the one pic above is "redish"...well sir, thats cause the picture was probably taken at night. When "Rigged for Red", only red lights were on throughout certain parts of the boat. This served two purposes...one..if the boat was on the surface...and some of the hatches were open up through the Conning Tower...yur enemy might just be able t'see that ambient or reflected light...and then you were screwed. The second reason was fer your eye's. If'n you were needed on the Bridge (outside open area at the top of the Conning Tower) or had a "Lookout watch"...when you got topside...comin frum an area with red light helped your eye's adapt much quicker to the darkness.......

Now Sir...if'n y'all look at the red picture...on the left side you'll see a ladder...this took you up to the area everyone has seen in the old classic Submarine movies...the Conn....and here's some various pictures frum differant boats as to what the Conn looked like......


Now...the picture with the wheel in it is the helm of the submarine...where the boat is steered frum. In that picture there are the Port and Starboard annunciators ( for ordering speeds to the Maneuvering/Engine Room), the compass and other equipment. Remember...the Helmsman cannot see outside the Boat, surfaced or not, he takes his orders frum the OOD....who...hopefully has an idea where he's going. Of course two of the other pictures show the well known submarine periscope...

The picture with the control board is the Torpedo Fire Control console...this is what you see in the old WWII sub movies as the skipper orders "Fire One" and then he or someone else punches a button (the Red buttons over the control boards) and the torpedo is on its way. In a WWII fleet boat..there were six(6) torpedo tubes in the Forward Torpedo Room, and four(4) in the After Torpedo Room...the board on the right is the Forward Torpedo Room....

Here are some other Conning Tower pix frum other boats.....


OK...continuin on aft...the next compartment was the "Social Center" for the boat....it was where we ate all our meals, studied for our "Qualification", played cards...usually Cribbage, talked with yur mates about girls, home, girls, yur last shore leave, told each other lies about how many times we got laid when on "liberty", sex, "Quals", women, which Officers were OK and which ones were dicks and did I mention.... .anything to do with females....The After Battery.

The After Battery contained the Galley (Kitchen), the Dinningroom, a "Skuttlebutt" (water fountain) and the birthing compartment. Also...under the deck was another huge set of storage batteries for propulsion and such. BTW...this is where the wurd Skuttlebutt came to be associated with gossip or information. Men would be getting a drink of water...talk with each other about the latest ships information...and then later...some other mate might ask you..."Whats the skuttlebutt".

Now the first pic's are the galley and dinning hall...

This next photygraph is the Birthing area where y'all slept. Usually there were more men on the sub than there were bunks fer sleepin...so...ya did somethin called "Hot-Bunking". That's were one man...coming off duty from a watch...would wake up another mate who would either be his relief or someone else's relief...and when he got out of the bunk...you got in. The bunk was still "hot" from his body heat...hence..."hot-bunking". BTW...this was great on a North Sea run...climbin into a nice warm bed...mmmmm...felt great! Not so good on a Caribbean "Rum Run".....

Well...got four compartments t'go. After ya passed through the After Battery you entered the Forward Engine Room which contained two(2) huge Fairbanks-Morris Diesel engines...big powerfull mutha's they were....the odd thing was that as loud as they were...if'n you were standin an engineroom watch they would actually lul you to sleep if'n you weren't carefull...

The After Engine Room was of course a repeat of the forward engine room...also containing two Fairbanks Morris diesel engines......


Next...we have the Maneuvering Room. This is where all the correct allignments of electrical equipment and sequencing of the electric drive motors and speed/revolutions took place by placement of the large levers you see in the photo......


...and...the After Torpedo Room of course looked very much like the Forward Torpedo Room except there were only four torpedo tubes. There was also another escape trunk.....

OK...so why...you might ask...were they called "Pig Boats"?

Well sir...put between 70 and 100 men into a tube containing four huge diesel engines burning...what else...diesel fuel, God only knows how many other types of chemicals...and two(2) Fresh Water Distilling pieces of equiment that only worked some of the time.

Now...on the USS Piper SS409...we were lucky if one "Still" was working at any one time...and of course the distilled water that was produced was to be used for cooking, drinking and showers...but since only one still was functionin most of the time...what do you think the fresh water was used fer...NOT fer showers...that's fer sure.

Now sir...we then coup all those men up in this tube fer periods of time ranging frum one week to as long as five or six months...get'n the picture yet? If yur cruise was a Caribbean or Med cruise...on certain occasions the Skipper would stop the boat in the middle of the ocean or sea and have "Swim Call".....jump over the side and have a ball...as well as cleanin up a bit. This however was a mixed blessing....because although you got clean and refreshed...you were now covered with SALT...and no way to wash it off. Try sleeping on a hot night in a hot submarine with salt all over yur body mate...

OK...so not only do you have all the persperation odors of all those men...but all their other bodily odors.....I think ya know what I mean. And then sometimes the Sanitary Tanks ( held all the sub's sewage for periods of time) would have problems with a sticking external valve needed to expell the sewage over-board...and you can only imagine the lovely aroma circulating throughout your environment......

So...put it all together and you have the life of a bubblehead on a "Guppy" fleet submarine in the 50's and 60's....and you now know why they were affectionately called "Pig Boats".

Y'all take care and may God Bless ya.........Cookie......

Spaghetti relationship... and a Driving Test.....

Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child.

If she stayed, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, Two with meatballs, one without.


Driving test


Most men will get this right!


You are driving along a narrow two lane road....

....with a NO PASSING sign posted.... and you come upon a bicycle rider.

Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles,

....or do you break the law and pass?

Which is the correct choice?

Scroll down.


Why take unsafe chances...right guys?

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

George...can you say Meow.....

Well George...and I address this post directly to you....right now...this is the image I have of the President of the most powerful country in the world...and I don't have t'say the wurd cause it speaks fer itself.

...and old man...or should I say "tabby".....I along with a great many of my feller countrymen & women are gonna be watchin t'see just how y'all handle Vincente' Fox's new threat...to SUE THE UNITED STATES FOR PUTTIN OUR MILITARY.... ON OUR BORDERS!!!


I don't ever recall in my lifetime...ever disrespecting a President of the United States more than I disrespect you at this time.....show some balls fer God's sake.......

...and ya see "Tabby"...if y'all had shown some balls in the past...the 3rd rate "Presidente' " of ...Mexico...would have enuff respect for the US and it's President to NEVER...I repeat ...NEVER have the audacity or "hutspah" to even threaten the United States of America with this kind of "legal action".

No George...this article ain't bout the "law suit"...it's about just how the United States is perceived throughout the wurld and by our neighbors...weak...inept...ineffective...and probably...so "politically correct" we're afeared to even protect ourselves.

I can only speak fer this here Cookie George...and I want a STRONG leader....not a "tabby cat" (and you know what I'm really calling you). One who will make Fox, Chavez and any other asshole that threatens our great country in any way to pay a dear price for their actions or threatened actions.....that's called Respect...and...I'm sad to say....we've lost it thoughout the wurld...and at this time in history...you must accept almost full responsibility fer this.

Now sir....fortunately or unfortunately...some respect has some aspect of fear attached to it...not always....but most of the time. Fear of economic retribution or some other form of retribution...y'all gettin the message amigo....you and the men and woman down there in Washington come up with some form of "kick-ass" come-upance right now and stop that son of bitch dead in his tracks...if'n ya don't...there's gonna be more problems with him in the future....sorta like dealin with a bully...let him get away with it...and yur in fer a future of hard times.....

Just say meow George and get it over with........ah...t'hell with it...stop bein a pussy and be a strong man...a strong, no nonsense leader...a President that will send a very clear message out to the wurld.....Hey...we're the greatest, most powerful country in the wurld.. and here's our "Big Fucking Stick". Teddy Roosevelt said that George...(except fer the "Fucking"...that's mine)..in case ya didn't know.



....lets put some tallons (or at least some pussy claws)...right up their ass's....but...I guess thats just my way a thinkin......Cookie....

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

What's new in Redneck Intimate Apparel....

To pissed off at Bush to write anything positive...here's a picture instead....

Ahhh...t'hell with it...here's some more math Georgie...just look at all the poll's...right now almost 50% of the folks think yur a doin a real bad job regardin immigration...and almost 70% feel the Guard should be on the border in force...get it!!!

If'n ya wanna get yur party re-elected...do the frickin math amigo.....

Fed Up......some basic math....

Well Sir....as fer as this Cookie is concerned...the Republicans can eat shit just like the Dem's. Bush made it very clear tonight about his position regarding the "ILLEGALS" that are already here.....a form of Half-Assed Amnesty for those having...at least once...broken the Laws of this Nation just by sneakin across the border...can we make it any clearer GW...NO F*&KING AMNESTY...of any kind!

Cain't buy his plan. The National Guard on the border is a welcome start...but only a start. The number should three times that...but maybe old George was never any good at math. First thing y'all gotta do is subtract between 600 and 1000 troops off the introductory 6000 fer administrative, supply and logistics purposes. OK...lets give it the benefit of the doubt and say only 600 troops fer those purposes...now divide the remainder, 5400 by 3...(the number of 8 hour shifts) ...that leaves 1800 troops per shift...to help guard a 2000 mile border...that leaves just ONE(1) National Guard soldier for every 1.1 miles. Duhhh......and this doesn't even take into consideration troops that are sick, on leave or inside doing the necessary paper-work. The minimum "span of control" for an operation this size should be 1 guardsman every 1/3 of "patroled mile", which also puts "back-up" (if needed) within reach.....nothing less.

No...if'n yur a Republican up fer RE-election next time...and y'all don't shit or get off the pot right real quick...this Cookie ain't vote'n fer yur ass...that's fer sure....But...I guess thats just my way a thinkin....

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Outdun agin......Paella....


Well Sir....several years back I was in Winnemucca, Nevada on business and while there, I met some nice folks who took it upon themselves to show me the town and a good time....thanks agin Steph & Carol.

One a the places they took me was to the Winnemucca Hotel...noted fer two things...Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid once stayed there (and the next day the robbed the local bank)...and their Paella.

Now...this eastern boy had never had Paella afore...and upon tastin it fer the first time...fell in love with it. So...over the years...I put t'gether a real good recipee of my own fer Paella and until recently...thought I had a somethin real good...but....thing's change.

A weel or so ago...I met a great group of men that I had somthin in common with...we were all old or retired Submariners and all of us had blogs. I was very fortunate to have been invited into their blog(s) and organization "Ultraquiet No More" .

Now Sir...one a the good old "bubbleheads" (slang fer submariner) over there, Hal Bollman who's blog is "A Geezer's Corner"...had an absolutely great soundin recipee fer Paella...so's...I asked him he be a mindin whether or not I reprinted the article and he said great. Now...bout a month ago...one of my recipee's..."Hoppin John", was outdun by a couple a real nice women out on the west coast, Miss Fanny and Miss Vera...put my recipee t'shame their's did...and the same with this Paella recipee frum Hal...so...here tis.....his whole article.....

PAELLA for 4....


...you can use mexican chorizo, and saffron is available in almost every supermarket in the spice section. the rice, well, I wouldn't use the classic american long grain calrose rice. if you can't get paella rice, rissoto rice (arborio) would work well. it needs to be harder than standard long grain. if you don't use a harder rice, the dish will end up being a paste. no good. the seafood is up to you to find anyway. and while a paella pan is nice to have, any oven proof saute pan large enough to hold all of the ingredients will work fine. as a matter of fact, a cast iron skillet would be an ideal pan for this.the following is my "modified from the basic paella recipe" recipe from the Spanish Table. the dish takes around an hour to make, from prep through pulling from the oven. time well spent, if you ask methe list of ingredients is per person serving, unless otherwise noted ingredients:


1/2 cup paella rice per serving


1 cup liquid per serving.

this was a total of 4 cups for this dish, consisting of 1/2 cup white wine for the saffron (and a glass for the cook),

8 oz. clam juice, and the rest chicken stock.


1 clove garlic per serving, minced. who am i kidding. this is a 4 serving dish, and i used 7 cloves. and it was GOOD!


1/4 cup chopped onion. for 4, i just used one whole red onion.


2 or 3 tiger prawns or any large shrimp, shelled and deveined (1/2 pound, about 10 was perfect for 4 servings)


2 or 3 clams


1 chicken thigh. i used boneless, skinless ones, because quite frankly i hate rubbery chicken skin. and this is a sure fire way to get rubbery chicken skin, by simmering for 1/2 an hour


1/2 stick chorizo sliced into thin rounds for the whole dish, about 8 ounces,


pinch of saffron. the cookbooks all say around 5 strands per serving. i used a couple good sized pinches. see the photo below for what was perfect for 4 servings


1/4 tomato, grated into the pan at the appropriate time, discarding the extra skin left over when you are done using your box grater


2 tbs olive oil. the goal is to completely cover the bottom of your pan with olive oil. the most common mistake folks make when preparing paella is to skimp on the olive oil. this is spanish cooking. the spaniards use olive oil like the italians.


3 or 4 spanish olives, chopped. or do like i did and use kalamata olives, which gave this dish a bit of a different twist.

Remember, unless otherwise noted, these proportions are per serving
the following is my modified from the basic paella recipe from the spanish table.From the writer of one of the cookbooks i studied while dreaming this concoction up:


Paella is cooked in a pn by adding ingredients progressively and allowing their flavors to merge and mingle and be absorbed into the rice. Ingredients are never removed once they are added.

Exception: when using a pan slightly beyond its capacity, I remove the chicken pieces and keep them warm until everything else is in the pan and then I put them back on top where they can float on the surface, rising slightly above the rim of the pan


As you will see I had to remove the chicken for a little while until the rest of the ingredients were aboard.

First of all, assemble the ingredients, and preheat the oven to around 350 deg F

NOTE : if your pan is small enough,or your heat source big enough to heat the entire pan bottom, skip all references to the oven. spaniards think the crusty layer on the bottom from applying direct heat the entire time is the best part of the paella. my stove burner wasn't big enough, so after 10 minutes on the stove, into the oven it went. in any case, never stir the paella after the first 10 minutes once boiling starts. that's right, just leave it alone, and try like the dickens to resist the urge to stir.



and then, pour a glass of the white wine you will be cooking with, and perform a quality assurance test. Tonight's selection was a light and fruity pinot grigio from a local winery a couple of miles from my house. check out their offerings at Wooden Valley. it was a good choice, even if i'm not usually a pinot grigio drinker.

Pour the oil in the pan, and heat it to almost the smoke point. toss in the chicken, and brown on all sides. you don't need to worry about cooking it through, because it's going to be simmering for a while. when the chicken is browned, add the onion and garlic, and saute until soft and translucent, one or two minutes at most. turn the heat down to around a medium/medium high at this point, otherwise the aromatics will scorch. nasty.


next, add the chorizo, and cook until it starts to render a little


while the chorizo is cooking, add the saffron to a small pot, and warm on low, just until you can smell the saffron.


then add 1/2 cup of wine, and bring to a boil. once the wine boils, turn off the heat and let the saffron steep until needed. beautiful color, saffron.



When the chorizo is ready, toss in the rice, and stir to coat with the oil. let the rice cook like this for a couple of minutes at most. it's really important that the rice is coated with oil, and is given a chance to absorb a little of the juices in the pan.

Add the liquids, including the saffron, and turn up the heat to high. bring the liquids to a boil. grate the tomato right into the pan, and stir.

NOTE: if using a spring loaded pair of tongs, be sure to keep the tongs locked closed. DO NOT forget to do that and then place the tongs in the pan. SPROING means a big cleanup of the kitchen.

I'm just saying...once the liquids are boiling, turn the heat down to a simmer. I found that I needed to pull the chicken out at this point, because the pan was too full. toss in the clams, hinge side down once the liquids are boiling. if they don't open in a few minutes, pull them and toss in the garbage.

Stir often during the first 5 to 10 minutes. when the dish has been simmered for about 10 minutes, the rice should have absorbed enough liquid that you can put the chicken back in, and toss the prawns/shrimp on top. bury the prawns a little into the liquid.



Place the pan in the oven for 20 minutes. at the 10 minute point, I turned the prawns over. do not stir the dish after the first 10 minutes. Remove the dish, and cover loosely with foil for about 15 minutes. this is what my paella looked like:



and of course, the whole reason i made it was for the foodgasm my body experienced while eating this dish.

I hope you try this dish. it's pretty easy and very very tasty.as always, if you try this recipe, or it inspires you to try something different, please let me know how it turned out. i'm always looking for fresh and clever ideas to improve my own cooking skills and recipes.

There ya go mates...if that don't sound absolutely superb...I don't know what duz...I'll be tryin this in the very near future...bet on it......Cookie.....