Saturday, March 07, 2009


Fer yur own edification...Just sayin...



The "New" Erkel....

If by now, you don't see the hypocrisy and arrogance of this man and his "rubber-stamp" congress...**sigh**, you never ever will....

Obama: "I don’t look like those other presidents on the dollar bill.”

A little more to the left, sweetie…..more…more

Let’s see…two Presidents put in hard work to clear the underbrush so the land could be put to productive use and one is putting up a window dressing.

Symbolism anyone?

Land clearing vs. interior decorating. Pretty clear to me as to who would keep America safe!

Ya know, I look at this here series of photygraffs, and the first thing that comes to mind is that we, the people, are experiencin some tough times and seemed trapped by economic circumstances, so our government comes along to "help us"....

Well least the bull was "stimulated"...


**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? ...........**

**Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten.. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?

Friday, March 06, 2009

Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY to The United States Navy Seabee's.


Well Sir, I had meant to post this yesterday in a timely manner, however, due to circumstances beyond my control (Senior onset memory loss), I just plumb fergot.

Yesterday, the United States Navy Seabees celebrated the 67th anniversary of their formation on March 5th, 1942, shortly after Pearl Harbor was attacked. It was realised early on that a force of men would be needed to build bases and airstrips in remote locations as we fought the war. These men would also have to be well trained for combat to fight the enemy as the construction proceeded, hence, the motto, "WE BUILD, WE FIGHT" . Right now, there are many Navy Seabee's in Iraq and Afghanistan doing just that.

Now Sir, Cookie is a Life Member of The Navy Seabee Veterans of America, belonging to Island X-19, Syracuse, NY. For those of you who may not know, the Seabee's have an anthem, and if you care to hear it, go here and it will briefly play.


Here be a video about these fine men and women and what we do....


Thursday, March 05, 2009

**Sigh**...this is SOOOO true! ...and, "The PrayerMax 5000"...

Wisdom From the Bar

Luke ''The Drifter'' says:

"We Americans are damn tired of being thought of as dumb by the rest of the world. So we went to the polls in November and removed all doubt."

Gotta Thank "Charlie The Cop" fer that one....

Referee Training!


Gotta feelin we're all gonna be needin this here gadget right real soon....

Absolutely Unfreakin believable.....S'more Liberal insanity fer ya t'chew on...

Yupper, just keep sendin yur kids to colleges and professors like these and we'll have so many insane liberals idjits we won't know what to do with them all (although I have an idea)....BUT, now that I think about it, we've already arrived at that place now haven't we ...???

Just read this article over at "The Jawa Report".

As Y'all know, I like to use humor to make my point(s), and, regardin this insanity, on some level I'm laughing....and on another...crying. This is an excellent example how having an open mind can lead to yur brains fallin out if it's kept too open....

"That's My Profession! Prof Calls Cop on Student for Advocating Less Gun Control. Wow. Just, wow:

Last October, John Wahlberg and two classmates at Central Connecticut State University gave an oral presentation for a communications class taught by Professor Paula Anderson. The assignment was to discuss a “relevant issue in the media,” and the students presented their view that the death toll in the April 2007 Virginia Tech shooting massacre would have been lower if professors and students had been carrying guns.

That night, police called Wahlberg, a 23-year-old senior, and asked him to come to the station. When he arrived, they they read off a list of firearms that were registered in his name and asked where he kept them. Guns are strictly prohibited on the CCSU campus and residence halls, but Wahlberg says he lives 20 miles off-campus and keeps his gun collection locked up in a safe. No further action was taken by police or administrators....

“It is also my responsibility as a teacher to protect the well-being of our students, and the campus community at all times,” she told The Recorder. “As such, when deemed necessary because of any perceived risks, I seek guidance and consultation from the Chair of my Department, the Dean and any relevant University officials.”

So merely discussing less gun control is a threat? I'm in favor of doing away with our drug laws, and am not shy about discussing this in class. Under this theory, students should report me to the campus police as a potential drug dealer.

I'm also in favor of legalizing prostitution. Quick, someone call the Sheriff and report me as a pimp!

Clearly this communications professor is insane. Thanks to Darth Odieus."


DEER CAMP (Navy Style)

The guys were all at a deer camp.. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, 'Man, what happened to you?

He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!'

He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night .'

The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'

He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.

" Bob sat up and watched me all night. "

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Destined to be a classic....

Hey Mr. President...are ya gettin this message?? Just goes t'show ya how smart some Marines are. They know how phony "the Obamessiah" really is and just what a charismatic liar he is also, i.e., "There will be no more wasteful earmaks. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER!", and this new Bill (written by Pelosi and ilk) has over 9000 of them, and he'll probably sign it into law within the next few days.... **sigh**. You voted for him America and now we all gotta pay the price....


Tuesday, March 03, 2009

It's Tuesday...Time fer some "toons", spoofs and satire....

Well Sir, lets begin with a portrait of the American Taxpayer.....


So, Let's Recap--

1. The American people elect a black president with a total of 142 days experience as a US Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to order the close of Gitmo and make sure terrorists civil rights are not violated.

(He screwed up!!)

2. The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.

(An honest mistake!)

3. The CIA Boss appointee, Leon Panetta has absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda we find out, who is a true radical anti-American activist and a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.

(There were socio-economic factors involved!)

4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State; bought and paid for.

(You can put lipstick on a pig, but it will still have cankles!)

5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes.

(He misspoke!)

6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.

(Another honest mistake???)

7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.

(Hmmm... another screw-up?)

8. A Labor Sec'y nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.

(Ok, maybe this person was just plain stupid)

9. A Sec'y HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.

(I'm running out of excuses for these idiots!!)

10. Multiple appointments of former lobbyists after an absolute campaign statement that no lobbyists would be appointed.

(Dear God, Evene though I'm a Recovering Alcoholic, I need a drink!)

And that's just the first three weeks. . . but who's counting?

America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ~ Barrack, Nancy, and Harry ~ and they are still trying to define stimulus..."it's spending"...

The congress passes the $800,000,000,000 (that's $800 billion) pork loaded spending bill where the government gives you a smidgen of your tax dollars ($13 per week) making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!

Yee-haw!!! Only in America, what a country...

We are lost... Here's the good news though... Obama is took Air Force One to Denver to sign the stimulus package, wasting as much as 10,000 gallons of fuel. Don't you just love this guy?

In these times

"I'll keep my God, my freedom, my gun and my money.

You can keep "THE CHANGE".

...and the best fer last. Feel free to make comments as to whether you feel Jim may have been an Obama voter or not....


Monday, March 02, 2009

Hmmm...knew there was a reason I liked Rachael Ray. & Bill Dance best bloopers....

But first, here be a few things that have happened to just about all fishermen at some time in their fishin careers....Bill Dance Bloopers....

Gotta Thank my bud "FishinMagician" from up Buffalo way fer that one....


A Thanks to "Chicago Charlie" fer that one....

S'more Monday Mania....

I've seen this guy several times, and he is definately GREAT!!! Terry Fator...

Now Sir, here be a very good reason NOT to use "Bluetooth" cell phone accessories...


Now, if'n any of Y'all ever lived, or still do, in upstate NY, you'll be inderstandin this right real quick.....

Jeff Foxworthy on
Upstate New York

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights a year because Saranac Lake is the coldest spot in the nation, and Syracuse gets more snow than any other major city in the US , you might live in Upstate, NY.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through May, you might live in Upstate New York .

If you get 131 inches of snow in a week and you comment that 'winter's finally here', you might live near Oswego in
Upstate New York .

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live, bundled up, in Upstate New York .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Upstate NY.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Upstate New York .

If you have worn shorts and a parka on the same day, you might live in Upstate New York .

If you have had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in UpstateNew York ..


"Vacation" means going South past Syracuse for the weekend. (To Binghamton)

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how to use them.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.

You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

Down South to you means Corning .

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed.

You go out for a fish fry every Friday.

Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

You find 10 degrees "a little chilly." and 55 is shorts weather.

You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Upstate New York friends and to those who used to live here and left. -- (chickens).

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Monday mania...

Well Sir...there was a rumor goin around the internet that this happened to a certain blogger frum out Illinois way...

Well Sir, I cain't speak fer the rest of Y'all, but this is how I feel....