Some more Friday Funnies...Part Two...
**Sigh**, Well Sir, I was gonna be flyin an Ultralight Aircraft today at a "Fly-In" up here in Oswego County, NY, BUT...IT'S RAIN'N LIKE HELL so I guess I'll spend a little more time on the blog.
Now Sir, "The Chief" frum over at Smolder'n Embers was concerned I wasn't gettin enuff sleep at night so's he sent me this suggestion fer me wife!
ADULT CONTENT AND LANGUAGE
HOW T'HELP YUR HUBBY GET A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP!
Now Sir, this next one has been around fer many years, but here it is with a differant twist!
We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady. You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:
To: John Hinckley
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan
My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.
In our country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting President Reagan.
We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We're confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive man.
Nancy Reagan & Family
P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.
Thank Ya Susan Gertson frum down Texas way..
Obama's Recovery Summer!
...another jewell frum Texas Susan.
My good buddy Dave Brown frum Oswego County, NY who also loves to fly Ultralights sent me this one. Thanks Dave!
One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He
spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and
meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no
longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the
president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you
...and we'll close out with a couple of original Everly Brothers tunes....