Sunday Puzzler....a little humor.... and BullShit...
OK...figure this one out......
I rear-ended a car a few days ago. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a friggin' dwarf!
He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy!"
So I said, "Which one ARE you, then?"
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years. He had a
large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
some orange and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he
rarely did that anymore.
One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for
a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to
bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or to make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
...an IRS pencil Sharpener.....
...and finally...2008 BULLSHIT..... Thanks Charlie B fer sending me this very important Onion News clip.....
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