Saturday, June 19, 2010

Hey Hey Hey, Surf & Turf fer the Cookie t'day.

Well Sir, just found out that the wife and kiddies have somethin special planned fer the old Cookie this here Fathers Day, SURF & TURF!

Now Sir, Mrs. Cookie found a great price fer Lobster at $4.99 a lb, and, things being the way they are, just couldn't pass it up.

Yupper, they're gonna boil up them lobsters in our outside boiler and fire up the grill fer some great taste'n steaks. Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm!!

The best part is.... Cookie don't havta cook it!! Wife and kids will do it all, of course, y'all know I'll just have to be around sticking my nose in to supervise things, like making sure the lobsters, one and one half pounders, are boiled for 12 minutes (10 minutes for the 1st pound and 3 minutes fer each pound thereafter), no more, and that the steaks are done to perfection (in my case, medium-rare).

Yupper, right now I'm smack'n my tongue so hard against the roof of my mouth that I just might knock my brains out. I put that line in so's the chief (God Bless his soul) will have somethin to make a smart-ass comment about.

Well Folks, here's hope'n Y'ALL have a GREAT FATHERS DAY!!

BTW, If'n y'all are gonna visit a neighborhood pool sometime during this great weather, pay attention to this important Public Service Announcement!!

...and speak'n of pools on hot summer days...

Saturday toons and funnies. Chilled Blueberry Soup, a GREAT dish for these hot summer days!

Mrs. Cookie just loves it when I make this simple recipe for Chilled Blueberry Soup on hot summer days like today.

-1 Qrt of cleaned Blueberries,
-The Juice frum 1 Orange,
-3/4 Cup of Maple Syrup,
-1/4 teaspoon Cinnamon,
-Lemon Juice to taste
-1 Qrt Half & Half

Place the cleaned Blueberries, Maple Syrup, Orange Juice and Cinnamon in a Saucepan and bring to a boil fer about 5 minutes or so(makin sure the blueberries have softened). Remove frum heat and, in a blender, Puree' the mixture. Add a couple a squirts of "Real Lemon" Juice to yur taste.

Place the blueberry mixture in the refrigerator and chill well....add the cold Half & Half when you serve the guests...that simple mates. Serves approximately 6-8 folks......

Now Sir, this first photygraff is accurately indicative of what we'll all be needing regarding ObamaCare, Cap & Trade, the solution to the immigration problem, the Gulf Oil spill, the....


Next, some signage frum around the country.

Now Sir, I definately gotta get me the first three signs fer my front yard!


Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

When an old Grandpa walked by.

And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,

"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said,

"There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the old Grandmas said,

"Sure we can! - Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said,

"You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,

"How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison...

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S.MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH! That folks pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.

...and a whole passel of folks sent me this one today.

Friday, June 18, 2010

**Sigh**, here we go again, and, A look 50 years ahead.

**Listen folks, I know your all very busy just trying to make ends meet financially, raise families, attend to your many daily parental and familial duties and such, but please take a few moments of your valuable time and make an effort to watch the first and last video's in the posting.**

Now Sir, fer those of you who know me or follow my blog with any regularity know that Cookie IS NOT a "conspiracy nut"! Nor am I a racist! I have a blended family and my grandchildren whom I love very dearly are children of color, so ya cain't play the race card with this Cookie. A few day back on the 10th of June this year, an ex Hawaiian Election Official came forward and made the bold statement that "Barack Hussein Obama was not born here!"

Not wanting to appear to "jump on" the proverbial bandwagon, I elected to wait and see what developed. Anyone who reads my blog regularly knows that I think Barack Hussein Obama is the worst thing that has ever happened to this great nation, because of his ideologies, policies and almost complete ineptitude.

Back in the day, when I was a cop, and during an investigation I needed to ascertain someones true/actual identity, one of the means might be through a Birth Certificate. If someone couldn't produce that, or some similar official documentation, then there might be reason to be suspicious.

To this date, Obama has neither proved his legitimacy to be president, NOR has anyone NOT proved it. The man has gone to great lengths to seal many other pertinent records as well, mostly educational records, so, if one exercises good old common sense and valid "due diligence", one must ask WHY the reluctance on Obama's part to show the certificate and other pertinent records? If you aren't suspicious or concerned about these apparent acts of concealment then you are either one of his mesmerized followers, or just plain stupid!

Mr. Obama, just produce the damned Birth Certificate (not the Certificate of Live Birth, that's something different) and put this matter to rest, one freaking way or the other.

Watch this new video regarding the Hawiian Election Official's disclosure.

Gotta Thanks Davey Brown fer this first video....

Hmmm, back in the day, "been there, done that!"


I recently posted a video regarding the fact that our parents generation, and now we, have in many cases, sadly neglected to pass onto our children just what it means to be an American (Tuesday, June 8th this year. Dennis Prager Q & A), and just what is our Constitution and what does it stand for.

Here is a peak into 50 years into the future by Charlton Heston.

...and a big Cookshack Thanks to "fish" frum down Kentucky way for this second video.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

WOW!! Teacher ordered to take down very offensive posters. Also, now ya can get 6 votes per person in Port Chester, NY!

Nahhh, this couldn't happen in America, right?

Thank ya "Chicago Charlie" fer sending us this.

Folks, the only way we are ever going to fight this unrelenting anti Judeo-Christian sentiment is by electing politicians that demonstrate positive values, morale's and principles, NOT by what political party they belong to! By electing these aforementioned people who will have the final say on who's appointed to our highest Courts.

The other thing that MUST be approached, and relatively quickly, is just who is teaching in our higher education institutions. When people like self professed, left wing radical Bill Ayres and his hate America, or "blame America first" ilk have their sway over the young minds of our future teachers and political leaders, the result is exactly what you see going on today in our Federal government.

**Sigh**, but what do I know, I'm just an old dumb retired cop.

These scum teach their philosophies and thinking to future grade and high school teachers, who, in turn teach our young children, etc., etc,. Anyone reading this who has been to college in the past thirty years or so knows exactly what Cookie is talking about. I recall how when I was still a cop, I was going to night school and myself and one left wing, very radical, America hating professor used to get into it almost every class. Needless to say I did not pass the course, expecially after referring to him openly in class as "one of the biggest assholes I'd ever met." Well Sir, he may have failed me because of my patriotism and love for my country, BUT, cops have a way of getting even sometimes.


WTF!!! Certain citizens of Port Chester, NY get 6 votes per person so that Latino and/or other minority candidates can be elected.

Hmmm, wunder whether Senators old Chucky Schummer and Kirtsen Gillibrand (both Dems) will for or against this??

Newspaper articles:

Trying to Make History, With 6 Votes Per Person - The New York Times

Port Chester provides test case for unusual voting system - [Hudson Valley News]

Hmmm, a very prophetic 1999 BP advertisement.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

You tell em Joe!

Monday, June 14, 2010

Tuesday Tidbits

Ya gotta love Robin Williams....


Now Sir, I personally cain't stand Woody Allen. I think he's one of the worlds biggest ASSHOLES, and I have a suspicion that he learned this lesson from a lot of personal practice.


Yesterday I posted the new Arizona State flag, but I think Australia's new flag has more impact and is right to the point regarding immigration.


What is a woman?

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up
and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure
and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions
and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room
and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible...

No, wait... I'm thinking of alcohol!

....and speak'n of alcohol....

Cliff Clavin on Beer.

NOTE: If'n y'all needs to, Click on the picture to enlarge.



This float was in a parade in Berlin ,

You've Got to Love those Germans....

They have A Great sense of humor!

Hmmm, is that Hillary...and a better question, WHAT'S SHE HOLD'N ONTO???


Well Sir, my daughter Shellie sent this here humorous story, but I think she mighta been referring to her sister Susan.

During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google,

it was found that a blonde was using the following password:


When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Well Sir, I knows a few golfers (duffers) who could use this...


The leaders of the most powerful nation in the world.

Keeping any of these folks in public office is crazy!

In a bid to stem taxpayer losses for bad loans guaranteed by federal housing agencies Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac, Senator Bob Corker (R-Tenn) proposed that borrowers be required to make a 5% down payment in order to qualify. His proposal was rejected 57-42 on a party-line vote because, as Senator Chris Dodd (D-Conn) explained,

"passage of such a requirement would restrict home ownership to only those who can afford it."

I can't add anything to these words of wisdom.

I think that their gene pool could use some chlorine

Breakfast with Ginger

But first, Arizona's new State flag! Love it!!!


"Breakfast with Ginger". Cute.


Subject: FW: Four Extra Tickets. Anybody want em??

I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) event at the Middle Tennessee District Fair in Lawrenceburg , TN this September if anybody wants them.

Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.


Well Sir, with so many senior citizens have'n problems tryin t'figure out how to use all these new fangled cell phone's and their many options, here's the newest cell phone on the market that specifically targets our Baby Boomer generation (that's me, "The Chief" and "Patrick" ).


A day or so ago, "The Chief" posted a "Movie/TV Show Poster" about the "Amos & Andy Show" frum the 60's. Here be a short montage of several old TV show openings, includ'n The Amos & Andy Show.

Sadly, so many white folks today that are suffering frum terminal "White Guilt" would find certain aspects of the show offensive in today's PC environment.


"Get the F&%# outta my Car!"

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Sunday PotPourri

Why folks eat birds! BTW, fer all of you folks out there who were never raised on a farm or never visited one on various occasions, the Geese in this short video are very typical "Watch-Geese". Geese have been used for centuries to protect various areas of a farm. Also, if'n y'all ever wondered where the term "Goosed" comes from, this'll splain it to y'all.


Hmmm, Well Folks, if'n my wife gives a eulogy about Cookie after I go to meet my creator, and the old girl is honest, she'll definitely be saying things like this!


REGARDING THIS MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR FRAUD, dont'cha be naive (or liberal, ignorant or stupid) enough to think that this isn't happening in our country as you watch this short video. Remember, it's YOUR money, and our government is giving it out very liberally(operable word) with very few system Checks & Balances!


Ahhh, have anuther beer mate!